The gyno-society loves the "Male Idiot" character you see on TV, fat, stupid, and does what his wife want him to do. Not to mention socialists love failures just like themselves.
- Fat: check
- Bald: check
- Overly aged (he's 34, looks 50): check
- Married: check
- Donates his money, on top of paying taxes: check
- Works a wage slave job: check
- Has no integrity or dignity and is used by the nation as laughing stock: check
Redditors/socialists want you to give everything you have, your time, your dignity, your money, your health, your status, your vote, you name it. They want you to sacrifice EVERYTHING.
They despise the complete opposite: rich, independent, fit/healthy, free, integrity, honest, free-thinker, intelligent.
To them Ken Bone is the ultimate Jesus, a dude who gives everything he has to others. He resembles Homer Simpson, and talks like the typical male idiot you see on TV Commercials which portray men as idiots. Except, in a month from now he will be forgotten and disposed like a used up toilet paper roll.
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Imagine if he had sweated his ass off getting a chemical engineering degree instead of having sex when he was 18-22. Now he's making bank. Meanwhile, his Special Cupcake was in a contest with her friends to see who could suck fifty dicks first. She owes $80K in student loan debt for her art/women's studies BA, and she has another $25K in credit card debt from decorating her pricey downtown apartment and looking fabulous for all those years.
Poor Ken has never seen a real vagina, aside from that one time when he went to a strip club with some guys from work and was too embarrassed to tip the girls or make eye contact. Now somebody finally gets him, you know? Sure she "partied" when she was younger. So did he (thinks back to that one strip club visit). Fuck all you assholes if you don't believe in True Love. She's the future Mrs. Bone! (Also future ex-Mrs. Bone. A chemical engineer can pay some serious alimony.)
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Compare this fellow brother to Andy from Parks And Recreation... "They" got mad because he started with the weights, dropped the "funny guy attitude", and went into the BIG BOSS role.
Some twat monster was bitching about missing the old andy and saying that she didn't like the new one.
They just want to control you. Oh yeah.. don't look at his love life if you like him as an actor. Complete fuckin beta.
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