Who is highly religious, financially and socially responsible, empathetic, has a stable intact family, doesn't have social media, a smart hard worker, volunteers in her spare time, has never run late for (OR EVEN CANCELLED) a date, prefers making you home-cooked food instead of going to a restaurant, texts almost you daily, always has a happy/positive/optimistic attitude, doesn’t get easily mad or irritated, can talk rationally like a mature adult without getting mad at anything, loves children and animals, and likes to paint, play piano, and read books?

That's the situation I'm in right now. AWALT or is it worth the risk?