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[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day I had a girlfriend who said she had her first orgasm on the back of a horse.
[–]MenGoingTOWin40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
she had her first orgasm on the back of a horse.
You misheard her.
What she really said:
I had my first orgasm on my back with other whores
[–]SnackSquadTB12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah I think he heard right, it's just she wasn't on the horses back... if you know what I mean.
[–]MenGoingTOWin7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno. Growing up around horses I've seen young ladies cum their tits off riding them around. They get the power over a creature much larger than a man and all the bumps right on their clit (the actually sensitive part).
This is why you should never get involved with a horse lady. She's already been fucked and will continue to cuck you with a beast. You can't compete.
[–]EvilPencil2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dayum!!
[–]DIG_ROOKIE_DIG13 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That's a fucking joke, in this modern day society being a virgin means absolutely shit. Even if you were to find some girl who claims she saved herself for marriage, and goes all tradcon on you, it's only a matter of time before she discovers the CC and all of its instant-gratification splendor.
Go your own way. AWALT doesn't mean all women who aren't virgins, it means all women.
[–]sithlordomega9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tradcons gtfo
[–]GhostArmorMode9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Tradcucks
[–]TheGillos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, this breaks rule 1 of the sub, no bullshit.
[–]NietzscheExplosion4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Horseback riding was code from the photographer that they banged her.
[–]JohnOrange21121 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Riding a guy who was big as a horse, is what she meant.
[+]donkeypunchapussy-6 points-5 points-4 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that, I want a slut that knows how to fuck.
[–]Hypogamy33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It doesn't take that long to learn.
[–]hrm08942 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And as a man you should be teaching her and telling her what you want and how you want it. Not hard at all.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
OK. You marry a virgin and I'll teach her how to fuck for you. Free of charge.
[–]donkeypunchapussy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm to old to bother with virgins
[–]TheLastMgtow-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just the slut no need for her to "know" how to fuck. wtf does that mean.
All she needs to do is stay in doggystyle until i cum.
They do some obnoxious shit sometimes thinking they are being hot, they are just distracting.
[–]donkeypunchapussy1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well that's boring. Just lying there isnt much of a fuck. You must of had some really shitty experiences. Sorry to here that
[–]TheLastMgtow-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you enjoy experimenting new things, you like that she makes the moves huh...you like her to be on top...what about some strapon. Good experiences you have.
Sex is not about what the woman does. They are sex objects. I like them to react to what i do, screaming but thats about it.
It is a feminist propaganda idea that women can do more or be more active in the bed. They cant. Unless you are into some new age experiences. Which is totally fine, and i dont judge you. But dont you judge me.
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