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[–][deleted] 187 points188 points189 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
She's cheating
[–][deleted]58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Once she snags the phone though and realizes you don't have any hard evidence, then this whole thing is a "matter of principle."
[–]mp11110 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From experience, yep.
[–]JakBlack12347 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Came here to say this.
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She’ll spin it around and accuse him of domestic violence.
[–]scrapscrapscreetch115 points116 points117 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I do believe that is domestic violence.
[–][deleted] 109 points110 points111 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
but vagina so no
[–]scrapscrapscreetch25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, I don't listen to vagaina anymore. :-)
[–]Outofthrowingways41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Too bad, the cops do. They're the only ones who matter in determining DV charges. And since they listen to vagina and not you; she breaks down your bedroom door and they shoot you for her.
[–]misandrists_hate_him2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My county is awesome in that regard. They are known for arresting more women than men for DV. There was an investigation because people demanded answers on why the cops were being "sexist, and anti-women" and the results were that the cops are just good at arresting the aggressor and not just picking on the guy.
[–]MGTOW_4Life0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please let us know what country you're from. I'd be curious to look into it more.
[–]Devilsgun2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are two ways the answer could go, depending on who the offender was -
"Nuh-uh!" (Woman)
Or
"Yeah huh!" (Man)
[–]Beeinkc94 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Breakup now.
[–]maggot_brain79106 points107 points108 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Women do tend to get pretty violent, and perhaps even gain strength, in the face of their meal ticket running out. After all, had that man accessed her phone, he probably would have found dick pics from Chad, shirtless pics from Tyrone, and messages from both Juan and Chang too, most likely. Could probably even throw in a Habib.
When the threat of being scraped off on the curb like a piece of dog shit stuck to someone's boot looms, they gain some strength and determination.
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[–]ZealousMathematician27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fathers of his five kids and their sexting and hookups.
[–]rektumsempra29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
More domestic violence is done by women than men
[–]PitBullFan6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
After my ex sucker-punched me in my eye (bleeding in my cornea, nearly make me a pirate) she screamed at me "You don't even love me enough to HIT me!!!" Crazy weird.
[–]JoeHeroX6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget Kahn, Michael from the UK and Vladimir from Russia
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[–]Outofthrowingways3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would be work, and they want the violent sex, so why would they ever do that?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn, even Chang is in the mix now. no winning with these hoes.
[–]realChebz2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there's no "probably" about it...
[–]WantingToDiscuss2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And throw in a Mamoud Thickbooty
[–]otikokoso1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha I like your naming
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Juan and Chang too, most likely. Could probably even throw in a Habib.
Maybe a Russian chad named Vlad, too.
[–][deleted] 87 points88 points89 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it's because she doesn't want you to read her 2000000 messages on facebook from beta orbiters. seriously, women's phones are pure shady shit. i dated a girl that smartly deleted every single message she ever got, even from her mom. i said, i know you do that so you leave no evidence of being a slutty cunt. luckily i already knew her nature by that point.
[–]realChebz24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's because she doesn't want you to read her talking shit about you to her side Chad...
[–]NewWave64727 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
did the simp stay with her?
honestly, if you even remotely feel the need to look through her phone (or if she asks to look through your phone) ... just end the shit right now. There is clearly a lack of trust that won't be rebuilt. go with your gut.
But men want to play stupid games. "let me see your phone"
just avoid all the bullshit altogether
[–]realChebz3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
of course. He's a good little "real man" after all...
[–]Teflon081924 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Judging by that door, she has a lot of incriminating shit on her phone.
[–]internet_badass_here17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder if there was something on that phone she didn't want him to see.
[–]NewWave6472 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
maybe she was planning a big surprise party for him /s
[–]ThePanther9912 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was hiding something for sure lol. I would only do that if my life was at risk.
[–]phonebatterylevelbot7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
this phone's battery is at 13% and needs charging!
I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info
[–]toad24916 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That escalated quickly
[–]Devilsgun4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Makes me wanna put in heavy duty exterior doors for shits and giggles
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Your door sucks. No offense.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
his mental door for screening the right partners sucks more...
[–]Fyodor0072 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cheap, hollow core. Used for interior doors in apartments and get destroyed constantly.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just have to fart the wrong way, and you'll end up with a door like the one pictured.
[–]realChebz3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't even need to see what's on the phone if she acted like that to know it's fucking bad. If I was that guy, this relationship would be over that instant..
[–]Subjunctive__Bot0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I were
[–]NewWave6470 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
if i wuz
Doors in amerika are made out of cardboard.
[–]mthrowaway523 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Why do people buy those cheap paper mache doors? It's literally $50 more to not get a door a 5 pound dog can't accidentally destroy by running into it.
You could even find a used door on craigslist, sometimes for free
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Because $50 is the difference between eating and not eating, for a lot of people.
[–]mthrowaway523 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you're that poor, you're probably renting. So it's the landlord going cheap.
If you're not renting, it's literally a one time expense. You can even get a used non shit door on craigslist for less than the cost of the crap door
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, and you cannot change anything at all (even hang a fucking pic!).
[–]misandrists_hate_him0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's simply no need to use a stronger door inside.
[–]hung_kwan0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aren't fire doors a requirement in the US? That thing looks like it wouldn't last 2 minutes.
Not in homes on the interior.
[–]DeathToTheZog2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cheap ass card board door.
[–]NewWave6471 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol im surprised that it's really a cardboard door. wow
[–]WouldRatherEatATurd2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think your door needs painting.
[–]rileyisback1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Charge your phone
[–]hodltaco1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wouldn’t be hiding anything on her phone would she?
[–]Mchooofer1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was just making sure he didnt get to read all the love texts lol
[–]MrBluePill0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He better man up and apologise and pay for a new door plus buy her a holiday /s
Separate a woman from her phone, and you will receive full banshee mode.
[–]Nezborn020 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Out of desperation of losing her meal ticket
[–]Brainusingmgtow0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was probably a pedo and didn't want anyone to know what she'd been watching online
AAAAAAND that's all folks
[–]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewww, I hope you never eat her out, my dude. Unless slurping on the cum of another man is your thing...
[–]ThirstySasquatch0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was with my ex, I got real drunk one night (my 24th birthday) and passed out. Woke up and every app on my phone had been opened. I always closed it all because I just don't like having a bunch of apps running in the background.
She literally went through everything to see what I was hiding which was nothing. But I ended up being the and guy for getting mad when I found her snapchatting a dude she used to bang. Awalt
[–]blechmeister666-2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why do people take other peoples phones
annoying af
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