Came home from work today, my just-graduated son and his friend were hanging out on our porch. Was chatting with the boys before going in the house, and the friend said he was leaving. My son asked him what he was doing, he said “had to go pick up food for Rayanne” (depending on the day of the week, his “friend”, “girlfriend”, or “FWB”, I’ve lost track LOL). My son’s comment: “God you’re a total SIMP” 😂😂 Gentlemen, there’s hope for the future.