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[–]Hypogamy205 points206 points207 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Why men who live alone with a pet are demonized.
[–]Bestoftherest222147 points148 points149 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Rather funny how men are demonized for wanting to be alone, yet when a female wants the same its empowering.
[–]trent_3374 points75 points76 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Women Now Empowered by Everything A Woman Does
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Dude what the FUCK is this article.
Absolutely disgusting piece of trash
Edit: I knew it was fake....... /s
[–]Idaho_In_Uranus23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/atetheonion
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
damn, I got pranked
gotta go!
[–]autoeroticassfxation8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's satire. "The Onion".
[–]T000000916 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not satire.....
It's modern reality now.
[–]Kinetic_Wolf10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Telling the difference is becoming increasingly difficult, nigh-impossible.
[–]AutisticCyborg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It must be all the batteries they are using.
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...women never WANT to be alone...they find themselves in that circumstance and are miserable.
[–]JustTheBetterSelf0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we break the cycle (i.e. with sex dolls), the SMV analysis will totally do a 180 and men will have all the power.
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best way to understand what women actually mean when they talk about "empowerment".
When women drop out of the mating game, it reduces the competition for access to men for the remaining women, thus "empowering" those remaining women.
But whenever men drop out of the mating game, it reduces the supply of men that women can leach off, thus "dis-empowering" all women.
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[–]MGTOWrath7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its because men do nothing but parrot women behavior.
Yeah, like that time women built civilization from the ground up. Oh wait... /s
[–]relevantretriever26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I live alone with two pets and I don’t give a shit if I’m demonized.
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_99s11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well yeah I have a dog and that's it. The reason I prefer it that way is because I dont care about the approval of others, namely simps and women. Why would I care if they demonize me?
[–]combatmonk3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why we don’t give a fuck:
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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
any man that doesn't work his life away to care for others is demonized. there is nothing seen are more selfish as a man who simply makes his life great for himself. that is not how society goes. it depends on cucks to power it like a hamster in a hamster wheel.
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why Squidward is the way he is.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spongebob is a simp. He seeks the approval of literally everyone. Squidward is like "fk off! Leave me alone."
[–]EternalDisciple38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
remember the grinch was secretly in love of his childhood crush, so careful
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Only in the stupid movie
[–]FritzLn30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Every movie must have a romantic plot shoehorned into it for women
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How many films don't? I could only think of half a dozen off the top of my head.
[–]AcrobaticAge2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From the ones I've seen, I can only think about First Blood ("Rambo 1") and Predator.
... maybe that's why they are timeless classics.
[–]bosticetudis35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just me, my son that I have primary custody of, my dog, my truck, and my apartment. It's blissful compared to my married life.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women are never satisfied. They're always bored, which is why they always feel the need to give the house/apartment a makeover. And guess who gets to do it? The hubby.
Husbands always have a "honey do list"
You do the task, and women appreciate it for all of like 5 minutes.
[–]NoThirst5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're always bored
which is why the fvck around.
[–]247spyz4life2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women can’t handle solitude for more than 2 days without becoming a drunk or pill popper
[–]masterdebator30026 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thanos did nothing wrong. In fact he is a hero.
[–]ivisi0n8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He only killed the half. That was wrong.
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Hashtag theheroweallneed
[–]TruthSeekingPerson10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live alone with my dog. For a long time I felt bad about it. Now I realize how lucky I am to have my freedom.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When the wife went back to Mexico for 8 months it was like an epiphany! I was home alone and thinking this is the best I’ve felt in years. I’ve been trying to achieve that same blissful state ever since. Looks like we will be splitting up and I can’t wait!
[–]xsquidtrap5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amen brother!!
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[–]scruffyshoulders2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Apparently, pretty fucking long since everyone around me is actually pretty fucking stupid.
Had a neighbor across my street literally crash their car into my fence because they took the parking brake off from the passenger side because they had a cast on their arm. Yes, you read that right, and no it wasn't a teenager, it was an adult woman.
Kids play in front of my house. Not only could this idiot woman have ran over children since there was no way to access the brakes once the parking brake was up, but she could have asked one of the upteen millions of idiots that come through her house every single day to help her out. It's like a good damn bus station across the street with the amount of people in and out of that place, and this moron is trying to operate a car from the passenger side.
So yeah, everyone around me is an idiot for some reason. What can be done about it other than bitching?
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Couldn't they just leave it in gear?
[–]scruffyshoulders0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was an automatic, and the idiot had it in reverse with the parking break on, switched sides, pulled the brake, and the rest is history.
[–]RedMeatTrinket0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This right here.
[–]ifrankenstein2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
100 percent truth. Just me and my dog. He's neat, doesn't clutter up the bathroom with a bunch of useless crap, doesn't talk. not needy at all.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why some men go at it alone in life. Not many are capable of living this kind of lifestyle.
I'm prepared to end out my days by myself.
No nagging shriek of a woman to ruin my happiness. The only stress I'm dealing with is work related.
[–]Ralphie73[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Did we just become best friends? 😂
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've really been hurt. I mean I've loved with all of my heart, and if I didn't do it exactly as she wanted then it meant nothing. Single moms are the worst because their heart is reserved for their kids. I don't have any, and my mistake was getting involved with someone like that.
[–]Ralphie73[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know exactly how that goes, although, I do have a daughter. My ex was horrible to my daughter, and she always put her son before everyone. We were actually in the middle of foreplay once, just getting ready for a romp, and her phone rang. It was her son, so she stopped everything and talked to him for about 15 minutes. Talk about being furious.
Also, she made a comment about my daughter, saying she had raised two teenage girls previously, and she wasn't going through that again. My daughter was 8 when we got married.... Did she think my daughter would magically skip the teenage years?
It was a tough marriage, and I vow to never go through that bs again.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know all too well about the phone calls. I've sat in bed with my ex who stopped bc she was clearly distracted by her daughter's incoming texts/calls. So she ends up talking to her for an hour while I lay there so mad. She used to call my mom and talk shit to her about me not wanting g to get married. Needless to say that shit ended.
[–]beenthere7890 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get if it is an TRUE emenrgeny. But pre gyow days for me at foreplay or sitting down to a nice dinner I went to the trouble of preparing.. The phone would ring or a text come through from the kids.. It was like I didn't exist.. Then after she hung up after giving advice to her adult daughter for half an hour on what shoes went with her new dress, she knew I was pissed.. And started giving ME shit.. Saying stuff like "if it was your kids, you would do the same".. "I Said... no.. First I wouldn't bother unless they tried to call or test me at least three or four times.. Then I would call back and ask if it was an emergency.. What you did was just rude and inconsiderate as human being.. Talk to your kids when you are not around me.. Needless to say, she had no choice and she took my generous offer.. Good riddance.. Gyow
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhhhhh I love it 😂😂😂
[–]Trollileo1230 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My pee!
[–]CiceroVoltaire-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's wrong with being a demon?
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because everyone sings about what an absolute jackass he is around christmas
[–]jon-mcneil-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live alone with my dog - can confirm, it's magnificent.
[–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas-5 points-4 points-3 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
'I'm so weak that the only way I can imagine not being taken advantage of is to stay alone forever'
Pussies
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[–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No one, that's why I'm not scared of letting a woman into my life
[–]httk132 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A wild cuck appeared!
[–]Mr_Barry_Shitpeas2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Mate you dedicate your life to not letting women walk all over you. I don't have to try. Face it, you are incapable of holding his own in a relationship so you act like it's the world's fault not yours. I assume either your mother doesn't know, or she's very sad
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