We spent the last weekend house sitting for our friends that still live at the beach. To clarify we, I mean my wife and our 5 year olds son. The weekend went off excellently with visits to our favorite restaurants, the beach and other friends. And finished with an excellent bang on Sunday night.

Yesterday I went back to work while she had the day off still. The plan for the day was that she would finish cleaning up at the beach house and would be taking our son to his swim lesson in the afternoon. Now this swim lesson is scheduled on Mondays and Wednesday after I'm off of work. She takes him on Mondays and I take him on Wednesdays because she works part time on Wednesday evenings. Since I had been bad with my diet and routine all weekend because we were in party mode, I was going to go running. I'm really into my runs and she new what my plans were. About an hour before I get off of work I got a phone call informing me that she now has a hair appointment and that I need to meet her at the salon and pick up my son for his lesson. I promptly told her no and that she knew his lesson was that day. But she knows how to play the game as well and responded that she was getting her hair done for free because the ladies she's friends with at the salon were teaching a class and needed somebody for the demo. So I cancelled my run and gave in as he was going to miss a lesson that can't be made up, and she was getting her hair done for free. I'm counting this as damsel 1.

Now it's later, swim lesson over, kid eating dinner happy, mom comes home looking cute. I let her know that I'm not happy she dumped this on me last minute. She apologized and everything is good. I then let her know I need to leave because I was supposed to go over to a friend's house to pick up some weed. The friend lives one block over from the beach house we stayed at but due to circumstances beyond our control I was unable to get during the weekend. On my way out the door she informed me that she had forgotten a large bottle of vodka at the house and asked me to retrieve it, and that she no longer had a key as another friend was house sitting for the next week. Since I probably might have to park on that block anyways I agreed to get it. I went and got the bottle, and helped the girl staying there with changing the tv back to the cable box as I had left the input on the xbox. So fast forward 2 hours of hanging out with friends and smoking I get a phone call from the wife asking if I was still there, I was just about to head home at the time off her call. I thought she was going to question me about being gone but she had unpacked and informed me she had forgotten her toiletry bad in the bathroom and asked me to get it as well. Now at this point I'm annoyed as I don't want to go knock on the door and bother her again but this bag has my wife's makeup in it. I think about how I've been treating her as a redpill husband and decide that this is going to put me ahead with some beta points and make me look like a good husband so I stop over to get the bag. I make some jokes while getting it and then I head home. Well while I was getting the bag I realise how light it is I discover that she put the majority of her make in the suitcase and she really only forgot the bag so now I'm irritated. I'm thinking did she forget this stuff on purpose to test me?

At this point I've decided enough is enough. I've saved her 3 times today and all from her poor planning and forgetfulness she needs to know there are consequences. When I get in the door I see that she is dressed for bed. I promptly informed her that she is getting fucked again tonight and to go change into something more appropriate. She tried to get out of it. I laughed her off handed her the almost empty bag actually said you are getting banged for excessive damseling and told her that we would be finishing this bottle and to go get changed, then before she could leave I grabbed her and gave her a kiss that showed I meant business. She came back out made me a drink and served it to me. The rest of the night went just the way I wanted it to.