Lying in bed with the wife on our last morning of the vacation before heading back. She is telling how much fin she had and how we needed this and blah blah blah. So I say "You know what would be super fun?" Her "What my love?" Me throws blanket off exposing morning wood "You putting your mouth on this while I drink my coffee to start the morning off right." Her "Baaaaaabe. I don't wanna do that." Me "OK no biggie." gets coffee goes to the porch for a smoke

When I come back in I see some Jillian Michaels thing on TV. "Hey babe, wasn't that the workout program you were doing last year?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"No reason." I'm still watching the TV and not looking at her. When it showed some Mom of 2 with a great body I let out a "MMMMMmmm" and went to take a shower.

When I got out she couldn't gave put my cock in her mouth quicker.

Sometimes that filthy little shit weasel can work for you.

Stay manly, gents.