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[–]Samantha_Cruz 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is really easy:
Feminists see dildos/vibrators etc. as tools that "liberate women" and increase options for females. They view any sex bot/fleshlight etc. as a tool that decreases female power over men because it gives men other alternatives; thus it does not benefit females at all and therefore must be demonized.
[–]fengpi 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's in the same vein as the usual stock in trade. A woman acting like a woman is bourgeois and a social construct; but a woman acting like a cartoonish, stereotypical lout of a man is pretty damned edgy and radical. Girls should be encouraged to break boys' noses while boys should be suspended from school for sexual harassment if they dare to touch a girl's hand. Especially if they're too young to know what sex is, because you gotta impart those important lessons early.
Plain vanilla, standard issue, nothing special to see.
[–]Wisemanner 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It doesn't even think about alimony, either.
[–]movie_addict97 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's ok. Women call every man 'Pervert' anyway. How does this matter? Losers always cry over something, they added one more to their lists.
[–]jazzbeaux59 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The Fuckmaster Pro 5000 was a huge improvement over The Fuckmaster 69. I can't wait to see next year's models.
[–]jazzbeaux59 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I admit that the 7.1 audio option is a bit excessive but I still love it.
[–]fengpi 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I've been pretty satisfied with the Fuckmaster Pro 5000 and I consider myself to be something of a connoisseur about these things. The Plastic-Orgazmic 210 was something of a breakthrough when it first came out back in '98, but they went down a cul-de-sac of sorts when they decided to make them more "realistic" in their proportions starting with the 300-series. As you can imagine, I stopped buying that group of products within the first 6 months. Though, I hear they're planning a return to the "classic" models later this year. It's been 2 decades, so it's been quite a wait.
Now the Donkey-Droid 500? If you wanna get as close as you possibly can to breaking your state's bestiality laws without actually going over the line? Those ones provide quite the carnal thrill. The realistic "hee haws" and rearward bucking of the hind legs kicking you in the shins really add to the experience. Minus the bruising, of course. (Also, the anal portal is self-cleaning; just hang it over your bathtub, hook it up to the faucet and run the water for 5 minutes).
The Eroto-Borg 110 model, on the other hand? Feh, it was like being caught in a milking machine with a tinny recording of 'OH YEAH BABY' playing on infinite loop. One star, will not buy again. Who do they think we are? Someone who can't tell the difference between a piece of junk and a Pussypalooza-Fuq-A-Tron 6000, Platinum-Class?
[–]BetterBadIdeas 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Okay all I'm thinking is WTF would something like that need a 240v connection for.
[–]Hillary_For_Prison 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's for the vibrator function. If it can't double as a paint shaker it isn't powerful enough.
[–]unsupervizedmuppet 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You had me at “elasticized anus”
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