I'm unsure if this sub is appropriate for what I need help with, but I'll ask anyway.

Recently (2-3 days ago) I was helping out with some yard work, got finished, went inside, and later felt this ever so slight itch right between my upper thigh and ballsack, but more on the side of the sack (if that makes sense). I reach down there (you've done it before don't judge me) and rubbed around only to feel a painless lump about the size of a penny if it were shaped as an oval.

You see at first I ain't think shit of it I figured a bug bit me from being outside so I'm like "Motherfuckers aimed for the balls and missed." I looked up the symptom online, and apparently, a painless lump on or near the ballsack could range from a cyst, or wart, all the way to Testicular Cancer.

So in short, I'm asking you guys, and in a joking manner for the sake of my sanity, are my balls in danger? Or was I just truly unlucky/luck to have just been bitten in that area? Am I going to have to make a call to the doctor with menacing-looking blue gloves?

But in all seriousness, from what I see, Testicular Cancer is just one of those things that can happen to literally anyone of us at random. I mean it's one thing to find out you're going bald, and another realm of fuckery to find out you might lose one of your round friends or both of them. Anyone who is going through it, or has gone through it, I hope you're doing alright.

Edit: I apologize if this post comes off as offensive to anyone. I wanted to make it 100% serious, but at the same time I wanted to crack some jokes in case my situation isn't what I think it is. Good day.