I need it. Mostly for a friend, but for the world as well. It must be out there somewhere. And if it isn't, it needs to be.

EDIT: Also, while this may not be the most appropriate venue, it's probably the best one available at this time. Or at least the one most likely to result in actual civil discussion.

EDIT: Or perhaps not, from the look of it. Okay, tell me where to fuck off to and I'll happily try to start discussion there.