How do I ace this shit test?

rft24 · 2020-12-31T19:41:12+00:00

show up at 5 anyways and have your gargantuan cock hard and ready for her to suck when she opens the door.

she’s only saying that so she can demonstrate her hv by making sure you know she has other priorities, so make sure she knows she’s not allowed to have priorities more important than sexually pleasing you by not allowing her to do what she wants.

wtknight · 2020-12-31T19:47:16+00:00

You're her sloppy seconds just in case the Chadlier guy doesn't make her come. If he does then she'll probably text you and cancel.

angels-fan · 2020-12-31T19:38:18+00:00

You say, "oh thank God! I double booked and I'm actually fucking someone way hotter at 5, so this works perfectly for me!"

YouSaidChicken · 2020-12-31T19:40:14+00:00

are you stupid?

there's shit tests, then there's not.

you wanna fuck, the schedule has changed. what's your other option. pout and cry like a bitch?

Fuck that. Hold frame. see how that works.

2020-12-31T19:44:54+00:00

Just say "Okay whatever." And show up at 7. This may not even be a shit test, maybe she just actually has something going on. Women don't shit test to see if you'll "Hold your frame" and say "No we're meeting at 5. Deal with it." They shit test to see like if you'll react like a little bitch if they change the time up on you and see how much of a fuck you actually give. If a girl's shit test involves rescheduling for 2 hours later to see just how available you'll be she's probably not that into you and probably wasnt gonna let you hit anyway and if she isn't gonna let you bang then maybe you should find someone who will.

_pineapplylemon · 2020-12-31T19:45:25+00:00

“something came up” yeah she’s fucking one of her chads then , assert dominance by ghosting her at 7 , you can smash another time

SmurfESmurferson · 2020-12-31T20:30:42+00:00

She’s clearly fucking a Chadlier pineappleylemon at 5

Show up at 5:20. Slip quietly into the bedroom. While he’s distracted banging her missionary style, sneak up behind him. SURPRISE BUTT SEX

(Pro tip: make sure it’s No Homo by making eye contact with her over his shoulder, as you’re plugging his pooper while he’s railing her)

_pineapplylemon · 2020-12-31T20:06:26+00:00

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_pineapplylemon · 2020-12-31T21:04:49+00:00

GFTOW and see if you actually give a fuck.

beyond_relevant · 2020-12-31T22:27:21+00:00

You have to be romantic. A real prince picks up the kween in a chariot before they go to the ball.

Mrs_Drgree · 2021-01-01T02:51:18+00:00

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Title	How do I ace this shit test?
Author	_pineapplylemon
Upvotes	7
Comments	27
Date	December 31, 2020 7:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/knwhpx/how_do_i_ace_this_shit_test/
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