It's easy, all you need to do is follow this 4-step program. You simply keep track of your value contributions throughout the duration of the marriage, and evenly divide it when your spouse inevitably tries to divorce rape you. Your value contributions are held in comparison to the standard market value and divided neatly into 4 categories:

  1. Monetary contributions: This is the easiest to track and gauge. Simply hold on to your pay stubs or any other financial records related to income (real-estate, stocks, investments, gambling wins, etc)
  2. Sexual contribution: Submit your photos to an escort service once a year to determine the value of your sex appeal. You must have at least one person arrange to have sex with you based on the photo to determine the price (you do not need to have sex with this person). Note - if you are a heterosexual couple, you can only solicit sex from the opposite gender in absence of physical proof of bisexuality
  3. Reproductive contribution: Should you and your spouse decide to have children, itemize your genetic and gestational contributions based on current market rates. Though rates may change depending on your location, a per-child benchmark is:
    1. Sperm: $1,500
    2. Egg: $5,000
    3. Gestational services (including pregnancy and childbirth): $75,000
  4. Household labor contribution: Keep track of all of the hours you spend providing domestic services, and benchmark that against the going market rate in your area. Services in this category include cooking, cleaning, childcare, landscape, handiwork. Emotional labor is not included, because that's not a real fucking thing.

Now you may ask - "how can I possibly keep track of my hourly contributions to the household?" It's simple really - you just need to use our app that will allow you to keep track of all of this and more, so when your miserly, penny-pinching ass goes to court you will get out of your marriage exactly what you put into it. Our app costs a reasonable $10,000 a year - a mere pittance compared to getting divorce ass raped.

You're welcome sheeple.