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[–]zeek1999 117 points118 points119 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I might be a virgin but at least I'm not a reddit mod
[–]Sa_ith 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What's wrong with being one if I may ask?
[–]zeek1999 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nothing really, but some people will look down on you if you say your a virgin. Or at least that's been my experience.
Edit: if you mean being a mod then its boring and mods have no life.
[–]beefysponge 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And mods are gay (this is a joke btw nothing wrong with being gay)
[–]ManKindisTrash 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You ruined your own joke
[–]beefysponge 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fair enough. But you never know how people will react to a joke if they’re not aware it’s one
[–]macthecomedian 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To dissect a joke is like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot more about the frog, but youre also killing the frog.
[–]NaturalisticPhallacy 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Petty tyrants. They feel inferior and powerless in real life so they lied their petty power over others on a website that is crashing and burning.
edit: lol, the petty tyrant TheExplodingKitten banned this account for this. Proving my point.
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Accurate. Also, banned.
[–]akudhudd 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Lol you are getting so many downvotes rip you I guess
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F
[+]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] -48 points-47 points-46 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Imagine caring about downvotes
[–]cell689 47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clearly you do if you fish so hard for them
[–]kickthegeek 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's called irony. "who cares about downvotes"
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TheExplodingKitten 🙀 /pussypassdenied 🤣
[–]screamforpies 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine fishing to annoy people on reddit so you can feel you're worth something..
[–]NOT_A_WEEB_osu 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
uhhh hello based department?
[–]Yamz427 95 points96 points97 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You know...... Drenched in pussy because we don't put it up on a pedestal like you.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Damn!
[–]Yamz427 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got eeeeeeeem!
Also, I now realize that you're a mod. Hahah. Welcome back.
[–]PWAERL 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I am imagining a pussy kept on a pedestal.
Seriously, fuck you all.
[–]endmymisery42 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Your acting like your not a virgin?
Reddit/discord mods in a nutshell.
[+]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] -7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See flair.
[–]Greenmoney202011 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
What’s up cunt
Yeah not much, just having a look aruond the community before we delete it over summer.
[–]Gypsy_Man9000 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao getting fucked by dogs doesn't count as losing your virginity. 😂🤦♂️🤡🤷♂️
[–]DiverMan6969 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Damn, what woman has a tight grip on your balls? Lmao
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Yeah your mother treats them like a stiff jam jar.
[–]DiverMan6969 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Unlikely haha you the type to still live at your parents’ and build computers in the basement
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I only have money to build one computer :(
[–]DiverMan6969 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Then you should ask mommy and daddy for more allowance
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
6969
[–]DiverMan6969 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s what I thought, you ain’t got shit to say.
[–]Cheddre 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then maybe you should be looking for a job instead of modding a subreddit...
[–]_K10_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Y) Same
[–]theimperialpotato_40 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Doing ok so far nothing to complain about
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
That's good to hear mate. Hope you are safe in lockdown and/or curfew.
[–]GrandpaLeiho 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Do you have a curfew? I just found out we have one in Arizona; 8-5
[–]Gypsy_Man9000 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm in az. They said it's 8 here.
[–]MeGoingTOWin 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but not like Los Angeles. You can still go out to the store etc. In LA everyone needs to be IN THEIR HOMES after 6pm!
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am British so I do not. Our covid lockdown is lifting too.
[–]DragonSurferIchBin 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then it shallst return with ever more fury
[–]Gypsy_Man9000 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's more because of the rioting.
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"I get fucked by Dogs" is apart of his username nothing else has to be said.
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sex is sex.
[–]NaughtyFred 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm too busy being a misogynistic basement dwelling virgin incel white supremacist nazi to ask you questions. How about you ask me some!
[–]Kozmocom 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm very insightful 🤔
[–]reecemrgn 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Why’s everyone mad at you?
[–]Kritanur 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya I'm very confused also
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah like wtf did we miss? All his comments are getting downvoted too.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Multiple comments are literally him calling people virgins and making 69 and mom jokes lmao
[–]skullirang 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because people on this sub are too insecure to take a virgin joke on the chin. Most likely because a good amount of visitors here ARE virgins coming from the incel subreddits.
[+]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] -11 points-10 points-9 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Because I am a mod. It is just part of the job.
[–]Kritanur 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Srsly? That sounds kindve retarded
[–]_K10_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually that is correct. It's in the Reddit moderator guidelines.
[–]MatlockHolmes 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true. In this case they are sufficiently retarded, obviously, but this sub is likely not the bet fit for them. It's important to find the right place for every mod and none should be left behind!
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -12 points-11 points-10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
07
You are 13, it's ok to be a virgin.
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]PCLurking 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Doubt
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] -8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol he deleted his messages.
[–]PCLurking 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof
[–]KFCISEVIL 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hi
[–]aslk69 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
helo
[–]0ozymandiasWas pathetic enough to ask for a flair 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hi can I get a free flair thanlk you have a nice night
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Done.
[–]0ozymandiasWas pathetic enough to ask for a flair 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cool
[–]Heretic_Waffle 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So you come here to insult people you don’t even know after getting scared of the riots and failing to build a pc?
Is there like, a creature that lives off the nutrients of a parasite? A parasite parasite? Cuz whatever it is, you definitely share a bond.
The PC is now built.
[–]Heretic_Waffle 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And I hope it gets a virus
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
are you a mod?
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
Eating soo much pussy I'm shittin clits
Eating so much ass I'm shittin' poop
[–]MatlockHolmes 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is this shit? How about using your own helping hands to get off like everyone else and fuck off.
[–]Endeavour2150 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I dont get the dramatic entrance, you're havin' fun ? xD
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dramatic enterance because I have taken a hiatus from the community for a while.
[–]original-username367 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
abuses you
[–]sewersidekermiter 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lot of self owning in this thread....
[–]DeathDiety 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like we shall be saying hi for as long as I live
[–]Coachskau 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This post is gay
[–]Toast_daddy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Too young to legally have sex.
You sure?
[–]Toast_daddy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have to explain yourself I have the retarded
Sup. Hope you're having a nice day and an abundance of bestiality.
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TheExplodingKittenI get fucked by dogs[S,M] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a one man thing. Please do not judge the talented moderation team by my actions.
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