You get nothing...buh bye...

Irecruitfish · 2018-02-04T17:18:15+00:00

She wanted him punched and then cries to play innocence.

nicodiumus · 2018-02-05T16:48:46+00:00

She is 27? She looks 40. But beyond that, she is a classic narcissist. Everything has to be about her. And that will end up badly for her. People like that usually hit 40 and no one wants anything to do with such people.

FappinBob · 2018-02-04T18:39:20+00:00

That last line of his lol

carbenz · 2018-02-05T20:30:45+00:00

this was immensely satisfying to watch, good on him. adios gold digger!

fortybattletoad · 2018-02-06T15:39:44+00:00

Thot Patrolled

kjhst123 · 2018-02-04T19:38:05+00:00

Guys, always remember, the Nash equilibrium is to keep. Always.

The worst case scenario for both keep and share is the same ($0), but

the best case scenario for keep is significantly better (a difference of 1/8 million).

A variation on a simple prisoner's dillemma. ez

MegaHashes · 2018-02-08T14:57:57+00:00

The moment he saw her sign say share, he had to have known. Don’t know how he kept his shit together until his reveal.

I’d be willing to bet she chose share because she counted on the fact that he would be too much of a cuck to choose keep.

I love that closing line: “You’re a shmuck!” “Well, I’m a shmuck with $250k...” I’d frame her reaction and keep that shit in my office on the wall.

Ry3nCoK3 · 2018-02-04T19:01:45+00:00

Mirror for us Canadians?

McTouchButt · 2018-02-06T14:21:47+00:00

This one is a classic.

captnfirepants · 2018-02-09T00:12:34+00:00

This Will Never get old.

honkity-honkity · 2018-02-08T13:57:31+00:00

I'll try crying! That's a good trick!

honorocagan · 2018-02-14T07:51:08+00:00

That was fucking glorious.

Title	You get nothing...buh bye...
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	256
Comments	33
Date	February 4, 2018 5:07 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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