I was browsing my local craigslist W4m section and found the following text copied verbatim.

" I am looking for a man that is accepting of my appearance and lifestyle. I am a twenty-five year old female that is 5'6 and 350lbs. I don't like to get dressed up, do my hair, make-up, or shave that often. To be honest I don't have the best personal hygiene because I don't care about my appearance. I prefer sweatpants and t shirts. I don't like going places and walking around - exercising in anyway is NOT my thing. I don't even like going to bars. The only place I like to go is restaurants and to the movies. Most days consist of me working, coming home, sitting on the couch all night and watching TV or surfing the internet. I am interested in finding a boyfriend, but he has to love and accept me for the way I am. I can be moody at times, sometimes selfish. I like to pick the restaurant, the movie, etc. It's my way or the highway. As you can tell from my ad I am honest and not afraid to voice my opinion. I love cats, so you must be pet friendly and not allergic. I am not the kind of woman that is going to clean house, or make the money. I need a man that can support me financially. I do have good qualities like a good sense of humor. If you're interested in talking and getting to know me send me an email. Please put Accepting Man in the subject line. I am real I live in Cambria past the new Dollar General."

My jaw is on the floor. Since swallowing the red pill I have been seeing these things more often, but holy shit that seems like a troll ad.