Summary: As the title states, changing your sheets can cause dread with a LTR not living with you.

Body:

So, I am in a LTR. I follow all the rules. She's not living with me. Made it clear that I don't believe in marriage, etc, etc. Every once in a while, I will instill dread in order to get her back on the horse and excited to be with me. (Funny how dread works on women)

Well, a good way that I instilled dread in her is to have her come over and while she is getting settled in, I will change the sheets on my bed in front of her. However, the sheet change isn't the only part of the process. Only the spark.

Now, I am type that will go for a couple days without contacting her. So, she already has some small case of dread with me because, according to her, if I was a good BF and cared about her...I would call her and text her every day. Yeah....ok haha.

So, after a couple days of no contact...she will come over. Without fail...I change the sheets.

Then comes the shit test.

Her: "Why do you change your sheets every time I come over? Is there something you are not telling me?"

Me: "Would you really rather me not?" Smirk and say it like it's obvious why you are changing them. (Pressure flip)

Her: "Ewww no. I don't want to lay on sheets other chicks use. You're gross."

Me: "I understand"

And you just passed the shit test and instilled dread. You will get laid from this. And you will get a comment right before she deep throats your dick of something like

Her: "You're gross. Prolly had a bunch gross girls over. That's why you changed the sheets".

Me: Only like a hundred (push her head down on your dick and enjoy the sloppy BJ she gives you from knowing that she has to compete for you)

Please note that I do not cheat. I went into the LTR knowing the rules. But that doesn't mean that I can give off the vibe that I do and let her think that there is a high chance that she isn't the only one and that I am in high demand.

Stay frosty, men.