Happy holidays everyone. I broke a long dry spell last night, but I had a new experience that I wanted to share with you.

CONDOMS CAN FUCKING BREAK!

The girl that I was with wasn't on birth control (I didn't cum, but I bought her the morning after pill anyway). I'm going to get tested at some point in the next few days (merry Christmas indeed right?). I just wanted to share this experience to remind you guys that even if you are being safe, things can still go wrong. A few things that can (allegedly) cause condoms to tear:

Using two at a time.

Using Vaseline as lube.

Shower sex.

Using expired condoms (seriously, check the expiration dates).

Keeping them in your wallet for too long.

Not keeping her properly lubed.

The scary part is that I couldn't even feel the difference after it ripped. I just happened to notice after the fact that the tip of my condom was missing. Her partner count was low* so I won't panic until I get confirmation from a doctor to, but I wanted to pass this information on to the rest of you in the hopes that some of you might benefit.

Edit: read the directions on the condom boxes. As was pointed out to me in the comments, I fucked up by using coconut oil with a condom (oils can cause condoms to break down).