https://archive.is/O5FKd

This is actually a good dating profile that would work well for Tinder as well. The profile text is up front with something provocative (push) and finishes with some mellow comfort building (pull).

Link to the image in case it's removed as well:

https://archive.is/afC2r

Now that that's out of the way, notice that he's getting laid by the poster's own admission, to the point he's getting them to have abortions. I'm not sure if the poster is a jaded ex or a beta white knight friend of one of the guy's hookups, but it doesn't matter.

The only thing I'd change is make sure you're not knocking anyone up.