Do "shit tests" exist?

hhex · 2016-05-21T18:37:05+00:00

My conclusion (based on experience) is that, shit tests, if any, are just:

• indicators of disinterest rationalized as "tests", made by women just not interested in you

No, you're just failing shit tests.

Woujo · 2016-05-21T18:34:40+00:00

The other point to make is that, from an evolutionary standpoint, women can't really test men for "alpha" traits because alpha men don't care to pass tests, women's or otherwise. In addition, it doesn't make sense for women to test men for manliness because manly men would never even entertain the thought that women are testing them, and would not feel that they need to pass their tests if they do. In a real man's mind, either she likes me or she doesn't. So the whole idea of women testing would never show up on a real man's radar, therefore it would be an unnecessary screening mechanism for women to have. And since evolution takes the most economical path, testing would never become an active part of women's psyche.

Ugh this guy thinks he knows a lot more about evolution than he does. Also, his idea of a "real man" is a fantasy he made up in his own mind.

Shit tests are definitely real. I've even had girls tell me that they were shit testing me. Of course, sometimes losers think that things are shit tests when they are really just insults or rejections. So use your emotional intelligence.

DforDeadpool · 2016-05-21T20:02:45+00:00

I know a girl. She's a pretty blonde HB8. Just to make the guy who she's been flirting with jealous, she took some selfies with a black guy (dude was gay) to send him, saying "having fun lmao". Just to pull a reaction from him.

So, yeah, shittests are real no matter how hellbent you're trying to reject this reality by means of neckbeardscience and downvoting people.

MattyAnon · 2016-05-22T01:18:31+00:00

In addition, it doesn't make sense for women to test men for manliness because manly men would never even entertain the thought that women are testing them, and would not feel that they need to pass their tests if they do

Exactly.

Masculine men ignore the tests, beta men try and pass them. That's the point. You don't win the test by answering it, you win the test by mocking her for asking a dumb fucking question.

The point of the test isn't that masculine men will jump through their hoops....it's that they can use these tests to detect BETA men. Who will happily jump through every hoop women throw their way.

Shit tests absolutely exist. The logic in this article is retarded.

Sorry OP, you're plain wrong.

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2016-05-21T18:35:43+00:00

My ex wife could be pretty blatant about her shit tests, and it took me a while to pick up on them. She would say an outrageous statement and then look to see if I agreed with her or not. So I started agreeing and amplifying, and she'd take it out on me later saying things like "I can't believe you think that way!" It didn't matter that she said it and I only agreed with her.

Tscio · 2016-05-21T19:19:45+00:00

This argument contradicts itself in the first line.

The other point to make is that, from an evolutionary standpoint, women can't really test men for "alpha" traits because alpha men don't care to pass tests, women's or otherwise.

It states that an alpha wouldn't entertain her nonsense. Imagine she tests a male and he doesn't do what we've established as the alpha reaction... what does that tell her?

AtillaTheTough · 2016-05-21T18:59:52+00:00

It's so easy to see that shit tests are real. Go talk to any woman out there for an hour or so. No need for scientists to confirm it.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/05/110524070310.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20sciencedaily%20(ScienceDaily:%20Latest%20Science%20News)

Some shit is just street smarts and you know it's real.

seattleron · 2016-05-21T23:06:49+00:00

Considering women you're either friends with or don't want to fuck admit they do this constantly, this guy is full of shit.

It's a foundational RP truth. This numb nuts said alphas don't care about passing a shit test which is exactly how you pass one and what women are attracted to.

Hokuto199x · 2016-05-22T12:42:16+00:00

That's pretty bad. The whole point of the shit test thing is that men generally aren't aware they're being tested. And that's just it right? An alpha doesn't care, period. So when she tests alpha, he reacts to it like he doesn't give a fuck (if he's a natural he likely isn't aware of the testing) and passes whether he meant to or not, by virtue of his alpha nature. We, here, either are not naturals or have had the alpha conditioned out of us, so we have to learn to recognize and pass the tests and replicate that alpha-ness.

Five_Decades · 2016-05-25T18:28:24+00:00

Shit tests are real. Women are taking a huge gamble when they get pregnant, they need to know the guy will protect and provide for them and the offspring for the next decade or more, or if the guy is just pretending to have those traits to get sex.

Title	Do "shit tests" exist?
Author	aherne18
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Comments	17
Date	May 21, 2016 6:27 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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