In this post I'll share with you the easiest method of getting a date. As the title suggests, I wrote this is for introverts.

  • Find your target

  • Initiate conversation

Direct approach vs indirect approach? Doesn't matter. Do whatever makes you comfortable. Stupid conversation starters are fine too. "Hey whats the time?" "What are you reading there? "Whats your name?" Rhetoric statements are fine too. "You smell good!" "I like your dress". Doesn't really matter TBH. Just talk!! Most introverts including me dont like to talk to girls because 99% of the times they talk asinine bullshit. I like to have stimulating conversations but the truth is interesting people are few and far between. But hey, you wanna get a date right? I judge girls energy,personality, intellect and then determine if they are compatible with me.

  • Isolate her

If shes with friend/s isolate her. If shes alone great!! If not, isolate her and isolate her fast. Women hate being judged. So even if she likes you, she may not show it or she may totally shut you down because she doesn't want to appear easy. Only if I had a dollar for every time a girl shut me down because of her friend!! For some girls it doesn't matter. But its better to be safe than sorry.

  • Get her number

Get her number after the chit-chat. No need to ask permission, just get the digits. Send her a quick text message once you get it "Great meeting you!" "You are a really nice person" "I am glad I met you today". Anything is fine. Just be polite and be easy going. Again no hard and fast rules here.

  • Set a date

Set a date preferably near the weekend. Ask her what her plans are for the week. If shes open, it means she wants to get asked out. If a girl wants to go on a date with you, she will make it very easy.

  • The date

Congrats you got the date. Don't go out for dinner etc. A girls inner whore will kick in. Avoid any veneue where you'll have to spend money on her. Keep it playful and cost effective as possible. Date is a perfect way to get a kiss close. The easiest way to eat her mouth is to do kino first. You will literally feel the electric tension when you touch her. Get close to her, look into her eyes and kiss her.

  • In conclusion

Keep it simple. Introverts think a lot so don't over-think anything and go with the fucking flow. If you find your wife using this method, name your first kid Alpha Roar in honor of me. If you bone her, send me a nude pic as gratitude. Have fun motherfuckers.

edit Thanks for the comments. You guys aren't going to war. You fucking over analyzing Sun-Tzu Christopher Columbus motherfuckers.