Facebook is beta

christiefrontdrive · 2014-04-17T03:04:18+00:00

Nigga are you high? You have millions of bitches willingly sharing their personal information with you, photographic evidence of not only how attractive they are now but how attractive they have been for their entire lives (and possibly family photos showing you what to expect in 20 years), the ability to directly message these women, an endless waterfall of status updates, news links, wall posts and comments showing you exactly what caliber of girl you're dealing with, and you can't find a good way to use this information to get your dick sucked?

Facebook is like anything else: you can use it well or you can use it poorly. If you're a bitch enabler posting a thousand comments on every picture some skank uploads, you're doing it wrong and contributing to the problem. But if you're using it to acquire plates or friends with benefits, the Fucking Amazing Collection of Easily-Banged Outstandingly Overvalued Kunts is one of the best weapons in your arsenal.

HarleyWalker · 2014-04-17T10:44:51+00:00

Facebook is just a social tool. It's only as beta as you are.

Zackcid · 2014-04-17T03:28:54+00:00

Facebook is young women's best friend. Same goes for smartphones.

HighAngleAlpha0331 · 2014-04-17T17:43:11+00:00

Deleted mine a while ago. The only things I used it for were keeping up with specific esoteric interests of mine. What type of mind wants 1500 online "friends" having full access to their lives?

Jammin_Jelly1 · 2014-04-17T02:46:46+00:00

lol facebook is as beta as the redpill is alpha

draketton · 2014-04-17T02:25:59+00:00

I have a facebook so I can masturbate to beach pictures and halloween pictures of the popular girls from my high school. And so I can follow their lives as they hit the wall and become miserable.

uh i mean

YEAH FACEBOOK IS TOTALLY BETA

omega_fat · 2014-04-17T02:32:10+00:00

Depending on which side you're on. If you're using facebook to market your shit then no, not beta at all. If a consumer then yeah obviously.

Calamash · 2014-04-17T02:32:35+00:00

How in the world is Facebook beta?

pjleo85 · 2014-04-17T03:10:11+00:00

I have Facebook to keep in contact with my military buddies. We are constantly moving around the globe and getting deployed. Phone numbers and addresses are constantly changing. I find that it's an easy way to keep track of everyone.

smokingmonkey420 · 2014-04-17T12:04:22+00:00

I'll never get rid of mine. I keep it to: Put faces to names, Keep in contact when I'm abroad and international phone bills suck, Gather the shit out of intel when I'm meeting a new girl for the 2nd-3rd time.

SuperNinKenDo · 2014-04-17T05:22:01+00:00

I've never had one. I actually agree, seems kinda beta to me.

skimdit · 2014-04-17T04:42:07+00:00

Facebook was responsible for me getting to fuck the shit out of some rebellious 19-year-old hottie a dozen times that had been craving some 35-year-old badass alpha cock. So beta. lol

Title	Facebook is beta
Author	smokingmonkey420
Upvotes	1
Comments	19
Date	April 17, 2014 2:14 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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