Hey my red pill brothers I come to you today with a beautiful story from a past deployment (20xx). While in the Gavy(NEGB) I was deployed with about eighty guys and twenty slores to you guessed it Cuba. Our first day on the island our superiors gave us one rule and one rule only."DO NOT ALLOW THE DETAINEES TO GET IN YOUR HEAD". Now some would argue this is common sense but then again common sense just is not common. Anyways there was one female sailor we will call her WAFFLE BUTT. Waffle butt was a HB4 mild acne, brunette and a long cardboard back . She was a insufferable cunt both in and out of work to her fellow shipmates especially the beta cucks that would surround her and do her extra work. One day while on shift a special detainee referred to as Fabio and her ended up on the same block. (Fabio stood at 6ft 5 was jacked as a rock and had curly hair down the center of his back. The guy was built like a greek god.) Although Fabio was literally doing a life sentence in Guantanamo that didn't stop Waffle Butt from doing the unthinkable. She let Fabio inseminate her through the fence ( hence the name waffle butt). Once word got out that Waffle Butt was pregnant she was flown off the island and never heard from again. No punishment was handed out for being impregnated by a terrorist leader while serving in the military.Not even a slap on the wrist (You would think a half decent human being with a ounce of morality would know not to sleep with the enemy.) Word in the galley is shes now raising her child in the USA while still serving in the FEMITARY. Goes to show you the pussy pass is real.
Lessons learned:
Don't join the gavy.
AWALT
FEELZ BEFORE REALZ
Women posses no loyalty.
The pussy pass is real.
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