TL;DR •all my friends bailed •decided to hit the bar by myself •meet girl •20 minutes later I'm banging her brains out in the bathroom

So Saturday night I meet up with my boys, we're supposed to all hit the bar that night. I'm pumped ready to go out have some fun and pull some tail. I get to their place and they all pussy out "not tonight, man. Work killed me today." I'm disgusted. I said fuck it, Ive never been out by myself, let's try it! I look too good and talked myself up internally far too much to just go home with my dick in my hand.

I get to the bar, order a drink and hop on the ping pong table, just enjoying myself. I walk out back to the patio area for a smoke and I'm by myself. Three girls walk out and sit next to me on the bench. There's a couple different places for them to sit and they chose here, one of them wants this man meat. But which one will it be?

There's a blonde, and two brunettes all about HB8's. The brunette sits next to me, I look over and she looks over. I eye fuck the shit out of her, but she's good, she doesn't break. I'm impressed. She introduces herself, I introduce myself. Right off the bat she gives me some shit for smoking cigarettes, I tell her "I don't care what you think, you sat next to me." She then crosses her legs towards me and smiles. (Welcome to my frame) she ends up telling me her friends and her are all fashion majors or whatever. I look at her and her friends and point out that the blonde looks kinda bland tonight. Her face recoils with that bitchy look and she says "well I designed those clothes, myself!" I tell her she should go back to class and actually learn something." I could see her interest peak at that moment, and she asks me how old I am. I tell her 21. She smugly replies "oh, well, I'm 25." And then proceeds to tell me she's only interested in older men. At this point I decide to pull out a quick little line I picked up from a post on this sub and I say "well, it's gonna be funny when you're calling me daddy later." She laughs and takes my beer, I snatch that shit back and tell her "you're 25, you can buy your own drinks." She asks me if I'll buy her a drink to which I laughed and said no. "But all the other guys buy me drinks." She says. "And what do they get out of it?" I asked. "Nothing." Was her answer. I said "exactly."

So by this time, her two other friends are being chatted up by some wannabe chads trying to get them to go to another bar, which they don't look too enthused about. She leans over to her friends and says she's going to the bathroom. I pull her away to the bar to get another beer, we're standing in line and I'm teasing her about buying her drink and grabbing her ass, she's loving it. Then some frat boy vulture comes in and is asking her what he should order like he's never been to a bar before. She gives him a "are you serious?" Look and tells him to buy a beer. He continues to try and chat us up and be buddy buddy and I'm starting to get annoyed with this little orbiter fuck. She finally gets her drink and I pull her away to another part of the bar. I stop, she stops, and I just go in for the kiss. We're making out for a couple minutes and I pull away and she says "wow, I wasn't expecting that." With a "fuck me right here right now" look. I tell her there's more where that came from and lead her off to the bathroom For the F close!

I got it, and it was probably the dirtiest sex Ive had, truly savage. She's bent over the toilet and I'm going to town. Oh and guess what? She's calling me daddy.

So what's the take away here?

  1. Going solo is nothing to be scared of.

  2. Age is just number.

  3. Tease these bitches and don't buy them anything!

  4. Call the shots and don't get caught up with fuckboy betas.

  5. Be ruthless and take what you want. Anytime anywhere.

  6. maybe find better friends that aren't gonna bitch out.