So I'm at the scuba dive resort on Mindoro, Big Lalaguna Beach.

There are a number of expat Americans, Aussies and Brits here. Many are retired or working at scuba. Nearly all of these older guys, 40-60s, have a young wife, GF, or concubine who are invariably cute to beautiful. A few guys openly have two women.

These guys may have been AFCs back home, but here they are alpha with a high SMV.

Just got back from a great dive, nearly 30 meters deep, no wet suit needed. At the bar now, ice cold beers are a buck each, mixed drinks a buck-fifty. At the store a 750 bottle of local rum is $3.35.

I have no idea why I'm planning on going home.