Camwhores. For those who don't know; A camwhore (sometimes cam-whore, cam whore or cam-slut) is slang for someone who performs sexual services on the Internet with webcam software in exchange for money, goods, or attention.

Tonight I was in a unique situation. Sitting at home eating dinner I received a facebook message from an old high school buddy.

J: "You'll never guess who is doing porn now...".

Me: "Go on, who?"

J: "C from highschool!"

Me: "Link?"

So I fire up my computer and click onto the link he sent. Lo and behold there is C on a camwhoring website.

In highschool I was beta as fuck. Socially awkward, unsuccessful with girls and spent more time in the friendzone than I did on my homework. C always saw me as dirt on her shoe but look who is in the high paying career now and look who is doing porn.

C and her sister H do the show together, H is 2 years younger. I still have H on Facebook so I decided to have some fun.

Begin the easiest text game of my life. I have a livestream of H discussing what I am saying and what she should say back with her sister C. I have a primary source of exactly what she is thinking. I have an information gold mine beamed directly to my screen. And I can see C becoming increasingly jealous.

Here is the conversation:

  1. Link

  2. Link

  3. Link - Here she gets very self conscious and starts visibly comparing her own breasts to photos of the girl I fucked. Here the message ratios change noticeably. Pre-selection gentlemen.

  4. Link - Here I see visible hamstering of "what should I say" to her older sister... who is getting more and more pissed off at her younger sibling talking to me. The "K" was immature, sure... but it had the intended effect.

  5. Link - Is she qualifying herself here? She's definitely self conscious and backpedals.

  6. Link - And here is an artistic representation of my career.

After this I tell her I have to go and I arrange a date for the weekend which she immediately says yes to. 30 minutes later her sister adds me on Facebook and messages me "Heyyy x".

This is so easy it's like shooting fish in a barrel. All the lessons TRP has taught me were laid bare and live for me to see. Every shit test, every time the girl puts her phone down and waits longer to text back... Every single behaviour that we hate but eventually come to terms with here on this subreddit came to fruition this evening for me.

I'm open for comments and critisism on text game and anything else you have to say. I've been a lurker on TRP for over a year now but found this unique situation too good to not post about.