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[–]Need2LickMuff6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Two things:
For starters, what is your body fat percentage? If you're a fat fuck, your dick will be smaller because of the fat pad. Bone pressed length is the measurement that clinical studies use, and the average bone pressed length is 5.75".
Second of all, stop saying you have micropenis when you don't. Your dick is small, but it isn't micropenis; That's your first step in getting over your insecurity, refusing to insult yourself the way you are.
If you did PE for 1 year, you could potentially put on about an inch or 2 depending on your dedication and your genetics (Stretching is nothing more than creating cellular mitosis). Lots of people advocate it, and even Time Magazine reported on it.
Keep in mind that the average length, again, is between 5.1" and 5.75". Guys who are 7" and above are in the 99th percentile, with 7.5" being around 99th and 8" being around 99.9th. That should give you perspective on just how many big dicks actually exist on the planet. If I were in your shoes I'd do PE.
[–]NeoreactionSafe6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lesbians have extremely small penis sizes... zero actually.
Seems to me they manage.
Realize that orgasm is because of her clitorus.
The clitorus is functionally identical to the point on your penis roughly down half an inch from the tip and in the front where you get pleasure.
Stimulate the clitorus to orgasm.
Frankly most women do not orgasm due to ordinary sex.
Position matters a lot.
One technique is to get so your pelvic bone rubs against her clitorus directly. This means you aren't swinging the hips out in free space, but are penetrating deeply and doing more wiggling.
All the time you are thrusting about the woman feels nothing.
You can also teach her to rub her own clitorus during sex (best when doing rear entry) and that way she stimulates herself. Many women dislike this because self stimulation defeats her sense of submissiveness. If the woman can't feel like "she has lost control and is in the act of surrender" then it's no fun for her.
Forcus on getting her to mentally submit.
If lesbians can pull it off while dickless you can do it with a small one.
[–]O_Son0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't eat pussy unless I'm in a LTR, but when I do sometimes I bump up against her pelvic bone with my face and they seem to like that. I'm having a hard time visualizing this, when you say wiggling how exactly does that work? Side to side or what?
[–]NeoreactionSafe1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't need the video optimizing sex like you see in porn.
Porn is about visuals.
Sexual pleasure is about knowing your bodies.
So go into deep penetration and just don't pull out much. Basically you rub her clitorus with you pubic bone.
Here's a another excellent position.
Begin with penetration in standard missionary.
Now... and this requires thin people and a level of flexibility... her legs are presently outside and yours are inside. What you do is one leg at a time move her leg inside of yours. Now her legs are basically together and your (hard) penis is in the width between her legs. Wider hips helps and less fat. Now she can rock her hips easily. You are now "outside" with your legs and can also rock easily.
What that position does is place lots of pressure directly on the clitorus.
It's almost guranteed to make her orgasm... but the catch is your penis must be rock hard. If you start to soften you risk slipping out of her vagina and then you need to start the sequence all over.
It's essentially impossible to go in directly... you must work into this position.
It's one of my favorites and I've never seen any porn where they have done it.
(probably places me in the top 1% for sex positions)
I found it by accident too... no coaching.
[–]ThroatPoka5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sucks man. It's not an issue I have, but if I were you I'd get good at pleasing women with your tongue and finger. And you may want to look into a technique called Jelqing, it's supposed to lengthen your dick over time, but it'll probably take months, and I doubt you'll see your girth improve.
Unfortunately, regardless of what women say, size does matter, and you may have a hard road ahead of you. That said, just be confident and seize the day - if a girl has decided to have sex with you, then she's not likely gonna back out when she sees your junk ... whether she enjoys it or not is entirely up to you. Be creative.
[–]Im-a-brave-boy1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha It's not an issue trust me. Be confident. Just do it.
If you never take action it's always a no.
[–]anewfuckerdome1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are good looking and know what to say to her, your penis size wont matter at all when you fuck her, in fact, she will even say that you fuck her better than her big dick ugly nosey ex. A popular "casanova" in the city where i worked had rumors about him having a really tiny dick, even though him being a quite tall/big person, and i've talked on some drinking nights with some of the (hot) women he has banged specifically about his dicksize and this was their reply: "Its not about the size at all, you guys are all wrong about this, I actually like small dicks much more (of course this is said AFTER he fucked her)"
If the dick size is your only problem then you basically have no problem.
Also, if you are an asian or something then I'd say its pretty normal to be around that size.
[–]O_Son1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Get your test levels checked along with all of the important male hormones like LH and FSH, SHBG, DHEA, etx. Get a standard blood panel along with this, this should be almost totally covered by insurance-even Obamacare will cover this once a year. If your test levels are low then you may need to see an endocrinologist or a Dr that is focused on male hormones.
If your test levels are low and you try other options like a healthier diet, etc then there's something called HcG which can be injected by itself and boosts test in a lot of guys along with having the side-effect in many guys of increasing the size of the penis. If I remember correctly the penis increase only occurs if a person had a hormone issue, or something similar, which caused the penis to not fully develop. It has to be injected every few days so you have to learn how to do it yourself so it's not something to take lightly but some guys need it.
I've been tempted to try it but I'm working on a structural issue so I'm not going to try it until I fix this issue- if I ever try it.
[–]O_Son0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also, if you're tightly circumcised then you can gain some length by foreskin restoration
there's a subreddit for this but I can't mention it I guess because the first time I left the link it blocked the message
[–]Captain_Sorbo0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So? Pull some serious tail.
[–]murvish450 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man you're worried about running the bases before you even get a hit. The only thing you MIGHT have trouble with is keeping plates, but even thats unlikely. Go slam ass man
[–]Red_Swords0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1) Anal 2) Eating pussy
It might be demoralizing to know that your penis is below average, but that doesn't automatically mean that you can't satisfy a woman.
Also, are you really fat? Because I have a fat BP cousin who complains about the same thing, and actually passed up opportunities for sex when he was younger, because he was so self-conscious about it. Now he's a 27 year old virgin (going on 28), and every year odds of swallowing the RP seem slimmer, and slimmer.
Anyways, my point is that excess body fat accumulated around the genital area can reduce the effective size of your penis, since the base rises as layers of fat accumulate.
If you're fat, and you've been fat for a while, you may be packing some serious heat, and not even realize it. So keep that in mind, as well.
[–]redaftrp0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take it a step further, use that fact as the basis for confidence when pursuing girls. You talk them up about how you have the smallest dick they've ever seen. Irrational confidence while telling the truth seems like you're lying from their perspective. While your situation is not like mine, I have claimed to have a small dick when I know it isn't true and women seemed to love it even more. They laughed when they actually started playing with it.
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