Hot/Crazy Matrix

HumanSockPuppet · 2015-02-27T05:19:35+00:00

These guys pass this off as "humour" as a safeguard against accusations of sexism (and it's certainly funny), but you don't put this much thought into something unless you earnestly believe that it has truth value.

I'd say this is definitely good "theory" material, for newbies and pros alike.

For the newbies, it's a Red-Pill-lite intro that'll ease you in with some laughter.

For the pros, it's a reminder to take Red Pill truths (and life in general) for the absurd ball pit of hilarity that they are.

Have fun with it, boys.

sealteamaus · 2015-02-27T02:48:40+00:00

Stay away from any girl called Tiffany, thats just common sense.

swimcris11 · 2015-02-27T02:28:34+00:00

I met a girl in my BP days that showed me this and placed herself in the fun zone.

eccentricrealist · 2015-02-27T05:15:04+00:00

There's actually a part 2. To clarify, he doesn't do another graph but he talks about his life, his wife and what happened after the video.

BlaiseDB · 2015-02-27T06:36:13+00:00

Some chick at the HuffPo wrote it up in an article titled "Everything You Need To Know About Women, According To A Man Who Knows Nothing".

He goes on to explain that women have a simpler, 3 sector matrix based on "cute" and "money". They have a huge no go zone if either your cute or money ratings are too low. The fun zone is for cute guys without money. The husband zone is on the high end of the money scale, regardless of how cute you are.

The crazy scale reminds me a bit of something a friend of mine said: "For the purposes of this discussion there are two types of women: interesting and stable."

improvy · 2015-02-27T14:46:44+00:00

Its neat that people from very different walks of life reach the same conclusions. Gun aficionados, sharply dressed cpa type looking dudes and reddit dwellers.

His second Man's chart is obviously the classic AF/BB.

OKJaded · 2015-02-27T21:13:04+00:00

I expected a rip off of that How I Met Your Mother clip. This is quite a bit better.

"Crazy scale, 4-10, because no chick is less than a 4 crazy"

"So you say she's an 9 hot and a 3 crazy? Thats a dude. You're talking to a tranny"

Pretty funny presentation of the material.

rednukleus · 2015-02-27T05:32:15+00:00

This is an expansion on a bit from the sitcom How I Met Your Mother, delivered by Neil Patrick Harris' character.

RandomUserNameDude · 2015-02-28T22:14:29+00:00

Anyone else find that even mediocre girls are crazy too? Dating an ugly girl, or a common girl, doesn't mean she won't be any less of a psychopath. Don't ever shy away from dating the model because you think she will be crazy. Common girls are crazy too, may as well tackle the hottest piece of ass you can.

NaughtyFred · 2015-02-28T03:22:02+00:00

As a newbie I recommend this for sidebar, specifically NEW HERE?

This is what I imagine the characters in "The big bang theory" would come up with to categorize women

oldredder · 2015-02-27T05:07:40+00:00

wow, this is only the 5th time at least someone posted this. It's not like you're the first person to ever find it.

Title	Hot/Crazy Matrix
Author	tits_out_forTheBoys
Upvotes	36
Comments	28
Date	February 27, 2015 2:25 AM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2xb2kj/hotcrazy_matrix/
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