In this post I'll be trying to teach our fellow red brothers that having fun is 90% of game, life, women and how much you bring to the table because people want to be around you.

Think about everyone you've ever hung out with, wanted to hang out with, people who hung out with you (or maybe you're a complete beta and have no friends). Chances are, just about the one thing all these have in common is that because it was FUN to be with them. When you were a small 12 y.o supple young child, you hung out with billy beta because he liked video games like you did, or you hung out with jerry jock because it was fun playing sports with them. Point is, nothing changes as you get older. You are friends and socialise with people, because its FUN.

Multiply this want for people to be fun and enjoyable by about 10 and you get a sense of why women will want to hang out with you. So many guys here seem so serious about their whole fucking life and their whole situation. And they should be. But the reason they had to get so serious and come to a place like this is because their whole life they haven't been having fun, and are now sick of their circumstances are realise they have to change it. The biggest thing, in my opinion, is to be amazing and hilarious to be around. Be cracking jokes, think of fun games to play with mates when you're pre-drinking or at a party. Organise fun shit to do with friends.

Now, I know what you particularly shy, engineering studying, women hating, LCD tanning nerds are going to say. What if I don't like my friends, what if I don't have friends, etc etc. Well, then you need to leave the basement and go out and be FUN and GO GET SOME. It's incredibly easy to make friends if you're the awesome, fun, happy, social guy that people like to be around. Don't know how to be fun or funny? I think thats a lie. It's just hard work. People know what they like and know how to be funny, its just really hard to be happy, energetic, funny etc a lot. Well so is the gym, but after a while it gets easier and easier. So you just have to get your ass out there and try. Watch comedians to get an idea how to deliver a punch line or joke. Do cool and dumb shit to get funny stories. Live an interesting enjoyable life and you'll have funny/cool things to talk about.

Be the life of the party, and people will love you for it. And in return, you'll love the party, because when you liven up the party, the party gets way more lively and you'll also enjoy it more.

Everyone here wants to feel like they're part of the cool crowd and like they're getting invited to the cool parties/places/girls/clubs etc, FUCK THAT. GO BE THE COOL PARTY and you won't HAVE to get invited to it, YOU"LL BE THE DAMN THING.

You want to know what a normal night out looks like for me and my buddies?

1: Pre drink at someones house together. There usually 8-15 of us drinking a few hours before we go to the club.

2: Play some card game/drinking game and music to pump yourself up for the fun night you're going to be having ahead.

3: Fuck around with each other. Give your mates shit, hide one of your mates shoes, do shots, find some fucking way of entertaining yourselves for no other reason than to entertain yourselves. There is no end point of a night to reach. The Journey is the end point.

4: Get to the club. When we're in the cab on the way we yell shit, do drinking chants, sing along to music, play singing games in the club, whatever. All the girls we're around fucken love this, join in, hang off us etc, CAUZ WE ARE FUN TO BE AROUND.

5: Once we get in the club/party: We're dancing, jumping around, drinking, pulling girls into the middle of our dancing circle, picking girls up (literally, with our gigantic 26 inch muscles and 15 inch dicks) trying to joke as much as possible.

6: Repeat step 5 until you pull a chick, fuck a chick, die, get kicked out, go home, jerk off in club bathroom (That shit is hilarious, try it.).

I know what a lot of you are probably going to say: That sounds fucken annoying, you sound like a douche, I'm not like that, my idea of fun is XYZ, you don't have to be an idiot/jumping around to pull girls, you put too much effort in etc etc etc.

I'd say you're right. It is a lot of effort. At first. But after a while, it just becomes fucking natural and you do it effortlessly, and ITS FUCKEN FUN. You're gonna be fucken dead before you know it, FOREVER AND EVER. Literally fucking eternity. Do you know how dumb it's going to sound when you're sitting on your deathbed about to enter the eternal realm of nothingness and think 'Man I didn't want to have a sick night out with my friends cauz it was too much effort or I thought i'd look silly in front of people or I'm not one of those guys or I don't like clubs they're full of dumb sluts'. Jesus I can't think of anything worse.

TL;DR

Be fun and enjoyable to be around and live your life. You're going to be fucking dead soon.