TL:DR-The line from "Lethal Weapon" when Danny Glover says "I'm getting too old for this shit" has too much personal relevance.

I remember when good R&B was still played in the club.No pop music BS at the good spots, although the big commercial spots played the "Top 40".

Women worth fucking NEVER started fights. Even the trashiest hoes didn't start shit in the club , though the sidewalk was fair game. And dudes NEVER took their LTRs to clubs.

Ever

Even guys who were straight up nerds could get their grind on before the night was over.

Now?

Goddamn.

Guys are bringing their wives and girlfriends to the club. I don't mean just one couple either. As in every set I opened , there was some beta chump dragging his bored SMV6 wife along.Or perhaps it was he who was dragged along. Its hard to tell when their wives are copping feels on me at the bar while shit testing me at the same time.

Back when I was in HS ten years ago, if you brought your LTR to a bar you got treated like the beta chump you are. Here's what the Saturday morning "what the hell did I do last night" convo would go.

"I went to the club. What happened to MyLTR?"

'She was in sumedoods arms, last I saw.'

"OhWTF she cheated?! "

'Yeah dude. Why did you take her to the club?'

Subtext: "You brought this shit on yourself, moron.Don't bring bread to the bakery."

White knightism has truly sunk to new lows .I got kicked out of a club because a girl who knew martial arts threw some moves at me, and I reacted on pure instinct. I guess we can call that the "Shit Test" kata . No,I didn't beat her up, and it was all in the flirtatious manner so no actual pain/damage happened. She was having fun, I was having fun, we were to horny people mock sparring, then next thing I knew the whole building was in my face. I should probably visit a temple and thank whoever its dedicated to that I don't have a court date.

Lastly, if you can interact with women you're basically the King Player of the Universe and will astound any male company you have. Used to be it was called talking to women. Nowadays, I guess thats some sort of reserved process requiring an act of Congress to process. At least that's the impression I got judging from all the dudes looking at me like I was crazy for, OMG, actually talking and interacting with strange women.

Lesson Learned; I'm not going out again for a while. Not just because the hangovers suck, but at this rate I'll end up in jail on felony charges of having a pair of balls and daring to use them.