Little backstory before story- in one of my classes, a student teacher helps the main teacher in the classroom (basic stuff- filing, grading, etc.). They are both very avid anti-marriage feminists- we’re talking “marriage is an oppressive institution to WOMEN,” gentlemen. That’s right, these ladies think THEY are being oppressed. Back to the point, however- they are both strongly anti marriage. So, onwards!

In class, the topic of marriage comes up. It’s only ever happened once in relation to old English/feudal traditions. Today, however, it’s being discussed in the modern sense. Some girls are gushing about they’ll find their blue pill Prince Charming cuck boy, and as this happens you can see a visible expression shift on the teacher’s face- not to anger or dissatisfaction, but, rather, hope. They then join in about how marriage is so awesome and how weddings are all about the bride- their chance to be a princess. I was in shock. Literally the instant the carrot was dangled in front of their narcissistic noses, they tried to bite it. It was really, truly unreal- their thirst for marriage and to be a princess outweighed their “convictions” almost immediately. So gentlemen, what I took away from this (and recommend you take as well): AWALT AWALT AWALT AWALT AWALT AWALT AWALT

All. Women. Are. Like. That. Even the ones you least expected. They are all like that!