Summary: Laughter and good sex are great...throw in a cock slap or two from time to time to let her know you're the boss.
I was sitting at the DMV today and I recollected to a time where my girlfriend was laying upside down on the bed with her head slightly draped over the side. We had just has some secks so my member was still a weighing in strong. After I trip to the bathroom I saw my opportunity.
She was humming some song and playing with her hair when I faced away from her to put my boxer briefs back on...I turned back toward her and slapped her forehead with a huge smile on my face....
And she loved it.
A year or so later(pre-red pill) I developed some serious beta tendencies and relationship took it's course like you can all predict.
I'll never forget that cock slap to the face...and neither will she.
Post RP me is on a path to mushroom stamp a good portion of the girls I come in contact with.
This is a pretty ruthless dating marketplace these days...use a good mushroom stamp or even suggest to her that if she shows some attitude you will no hesitate to cock slap her.
It's both hilarious and and brazen enough that she will be polarized and you'll both be left with something you can remember.
Happy Stamping
And if you are worried weather or not your girl is the mushroom stamp type...her are a list of women that love to be mushroom stamped: Feminists, Lawyers, med students, nurses, teachers, your mom, the lunch lady, Nancy Grace, and every other woman on this planet.
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