There have been a few situations I've been in with girls recently that have made me question if I would actually bang them or not. I've always believed that a failure to plan is a plan to fail, so right here and right now I'm sitting down to enumerate what my guidelines are going to be.

Married women: no. I will not fuck them.

Engaged women: no. I will not fuck them.

girls with boyfriends that I do not know: yes. I will fuck them. You should've put a ring on it. exception: boyfriend is in the military AND deployed: I will not fuck them and will actively shame her. I don't care how lonely you are, you stupid bitch, I guarantee he is lonelier.

girls with boyfriends that I know but am not friends with: maybe. how well do I know these guys? this one is context dependent. default assumption is that I will fuck them.

my friends' girlfriends/ex-girlfriends/ex-wives: no. I will not fuck them. Exception: they have been broken up for over a year AND he has moved on to a different girl (I will not rub it in his face). Exception: he says its ok (high fives all around). this also applies to lesbian friends' girlfriends/ex-girlfriends/ex-wives.

girls that my friends are interested in but have not actually fucked yet: yes. I will fuck them.

women that I work with: At a job that I consider my career: no. I will not fuck them. At a job that is temporary/part time/not my career: yes. I will fuck them.

single girls: yes. I will fuck them. I will fuck all of them.

girls whose relationship status I do not know: yes. I will fuck them. If I later find out they fall into a different category, like they are married or something, then I will cease fucking them. I will not ask before hand. I will not feel guilty that they did not inform me of their relationship status. It is not my fault if they fail to inform me.

fat girls: no. I will not fuck them.

single mothers: yes. I will fuck them, but I will not spend time with their children.

women that are significantly older then me: yes, I will fuck them. but only if they are extremely hot for their age.

women younger than 18: no. I will not fuck them. 18 and up is fair game, even if that 18 year old is still in highschool.

gay/bi dudes: no. I will not fuck them. I will instead try to turn them into orbiters because why the hell not? gay dudes are awesome, I just don't want their dick in my butt.

Obviously this isn't meant to be for everybody, this is just an explicit statement of my personal preferences. There are going to be people who say that fucking married women is ok, and thats fine. They are free to do whatever they want. I will personally not be partaking in that, mostly because I've seen the emotional devastation that can cause to the husband. I've been deployed to Afghanistan twice and seen how having their wife cheat on them absolutely destroys good men. I refuse to be a part of that. I also refuse to tell you how to live your life, so do whatever.

This whole thing basically boils down to the fact that I will be loyal to and respect my friends. If you are not my friend, then I have no reason to either respect you or be loyal to you. Bros before Hos.