So me and my wing are out at a bar when i notice he is acting weird. He's always the first to walk into a place and approach any group of 2 to 3 women either on the dancefloor or at the bar we've had lots of success banging women. This night though he was just sitting there doing nothing but drinking his beer. I asked him what was wrong and he told me about the pregnancy and that she was his girlfriend now. Now i have had some crazy bitches in my life, but this chick was a whole nother level of anything I've ever dealt with. As we are out at the bar he received a text from her that simply stated "I am always watching"

WHAT.....THE .....FUCK?!

What is she the government? He said it was her hormones from the pregnancy to which i said "naw nigga that ain't hormones that bitch is coo coo for cocoa puffs. " The whole night was him running back and forth on the phone assuring her he's not with any hoes. I can hear her constant yelling and crying on the other end of the phone.

At this point, i tell him stop validating her intolerable behavior, hang the phone up, and deal with it once you get home, hell she's angry you went out anyway, your setting a bad precedent by allowing her to ruin your night out. Unfortunately he didn't listen to my advice, choosing instead to go back and forth with her to prove he's not out with any women.

Then he hands me the phone :) to tell her who he's out with. Here's our conversation at 4am

Me: hello? Her: who the fuck is this?! where the fuck is bob?! Me: sleep deprivation is bad for the baby Me: click

Being a natural with women apparently doesn't make you alpha. i feel sorry for him though but i had to reprimand him for having sex with her without a rubber. Get your holy water ready for this demonspawn folks!