This post is an anti shit field report post  

Listen, guys, I read your shit often enough, and its god damn cringe worthy. Literally chasing these women around and trying so hard to close without closing. It's not how you try and close, but if you try and close. So, I've simplified it for you.

The next time you feel like being a weak pussy and sniffing a girls asshole for two weeks before even trying to get her alone just stop. Stop and just say this (or text it if you can't get the girls to meet up in person)

 

"Netflix, my place, tonight."

Even if she says no, at least your intentions were clear from the go, and you can say to yourself. I have some self pride and confidence. Less words more action more intent is the way of the masculine.

 

Lessons Learned:

  1. Stop being a pussy.
  2. Lift
  3. Always show intent
  4. Motherfucking Awalt Gentlemen

    -Tyranny

Edit: Yes it's literally a meme and yet it is still more useful then taking them to 4 bars buying them 400 dollars in drinks and never even trying close. That was sort of the point of the post. Even a cliched meme would bring more success.