I just got a message sent by an old fling from HS. Haha I am still laughing because I fricken knew exactly why she was txting me.

So back in HS this girl and I were off an on, off and on. I was a beta bitch like no other and after about a year of being tossed around I figured out that she was always my best bud when she was single. The second she had someone else she was drooling over she was no where to be found.

I hung her out to dry and graduated. About 6 months into tech school she was back at me again. This time I knew things must have went south. Fortunately/unfortunately my bitch ass was in a LDR with another HS crush.

Side story: I was living in Phoenix. Could be having the time of my life. Faithfully dating a chick 1400 miles away......... UGH fml haha. I even figured out you could get any chick naked in a hot tub just by secretly getting naked then having someone find your floating swim gear. Guy, Girl. Didn't matter. You already being naked was enough. But nooooooooo. I was faithful. I even faithfully played n64 next to a naked chick.

Anyways TODAY: the HS fling txts me and I just new. I new she was single and I was her last resort. / I'd half expect to only be on a list of a dozen guys she texted.. Or maybe I just am the LAST resort... Idk.

Either way I called a friend and checked up on her only to find out she is recently divorced.