Spent time with the craziest woman I've met. She was absolutely stunning and pretty smart/devious. She was the most inappropriate thing I've ever met. She'd wear clothes skin tight dresses and braless teeshirts that were nearly invisible. I'm low key and the attention she got everywhere made me really anxious. Thought she'd be fun, though and a nice change.

Had reservations at a linen and silver restaurant. they took one look at her and basically escorted us off the property. I thought it was kind of funny. Ended up eating in a cocktail bar down the street.

Anyway, after a few nights and days of mayhem, she asks for plane fare to another city. I tell her that I'll think about it. She basically grabs her stuff and heads for the door.

I think that I've had enough of her anyway. A few days later, she wants to come over again. I let her come over. She pretty much calculates my weakest moment and then asks for plane fare again. I tell her I'm broke because everything is tied up in cotton futures. Try again later, I say.

We do this a few more times, with her asking for something every time. I'm more than willing to buy nice dinners and even let her do a bit of shopping - fun for me - but I draw a clear line.

Last time I heard from her, she wanted $500 to fly home. Basically say that she can come over and we can have dinner and she can sleep over, but I'm still broke. She deletes my whatsapp account.

I keep expecting to hear from her again. The crazy thing for me is that she kept trying to pull me into her orbit and I was trying to pull her into mine. One evening, I actually had dinner with her and one of her orbiters. Remarkable how tenacious she was.