http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/922273

Standard hamster behavior with a nuclear twist. Decrepit and aging at the ripe old age of 32, Hamster decides she wants a wedding and all the legally binding paperwork to go with it while the (likely Alpha) male wants nothing to do with it but meets her halfway by offering up a non-binding wedding ceremony .

Hamster conceives three options wherein two of the choices are "leaving him" for greener grass in other pastures. I've got a feeling this one stares at clocks watching the seconds on her biological clock tick down to the beat of a big bass drum.