My example uses wife. Substitute for girlfriend, FWB, situationship, plate etc.

Your wife asks you a stupid question like:

"What should I wear?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

First I will say that these questions are stupid and not disrespectful in my mind. Maybe the worm one is but the other two are reasonable.

Sure you can make fun of her or you can just have fun. Here are a few ideas I came up with:

"What should I wear?"

If it's not modest then I'll rip it off before we get home.

I'm not sure. Give me a thinking hug. / You're groping me. / I know it's called a "thinking grope." It helps me think.

Go do a fashion show and I'll pick the best. [Play music and dance with her for extra effect]

"What do you want to eat?"

[Start acting like King Kong or the Incredible Hulk.]

Brains. [Start acting like a Zombie]

Your blood. [Do a vampire attack]

72 ounce steak

"Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Don't worms eat shit? Would you want to eat my shit? That's not my kink but I could try it for you.

I can't marry a worm. It's against the Bible. I'd then get a girlfriend and then she might want me to kill you.

Of course I would. Actually I have another worm that I'm keeping in the house who used to be my girlfriend. Would you like to meet her?

Moral of the story: Loosen up a bit. If you can't play with your wife then you probably have some work to do. Personally one thing I used to do wrong was get annoyed. Then I figured out that if I'm getting annoyed, it's probably because I'm around her too much and not improving myself enough.

Who can give us the best laugh?

Better yet, for my sake, who can give us the best clean laugh?