Well, I don't know if this should be a field report since it doesn't end up with me fucking the woman, but it does contain some instructive points.

So, I'm an engineering graduate and as a part of our curriculum we're required to submit a report on the project work we did. To get authentic reports we all have to pass an 'anti-plagiarism' test. Now there's a girl in my department (Tanned color, not a very great face but great tits and ass) who's been giving me subtle IOI's ( touching me while passing by, making strong sexual eye contact, smiling more widely around me etc.) Now earlier I'd have been flattered and would have actually gone out of my way to do shit for her. Anyways I digress.

On the day in question, I'm at my professor's place when she walks into his room and asks me about my anti-plagiarism score. Let's call her M. The conversation went something like this: M: Oh hi, getting your report checked?

AK: No, just getting some formalities taken care of.

M(fiddling with her hair): What's your score?

AK: 1 serious LTR and one casual fling.

M(with wide eyes): I meant the anti-plagiarism score

AK: About 9%.

M: Oh nice, mine is 76% (Tries to look downcast,expecting me to cheer her up. Sorry babe, it's your shit not mine)

I went my own way and took care of the necessary business and made a crazy sales pitch to the head of department (I made a custom microprocessor). I catch her outside the HOD's room and her expression told me that sooner or later she's going to ask for my help. The game's on babe, let's see whether you can checkmate me.

M: Hey, my report is down to 70%, I don't know how to reduce it further.

AK: Rewrite the theory in your own words.

M: That will take weeks!

I merely nod

M: I was wondering if.. you could send me your report ...

AK: What do you want to do with my report?

M: Oh I will make a few changes to the front and back part and bring down the plagiarism

At this point I should've told her flatly 'No, sorry that's not gonna happen' but she lays out the bait of giving me her number and then changes it to email instead. Sorry babe, this game is to finish my way. I nod and take her email and say "I'll get back to you very soon" and walk out. I'm pretty sure M sensed the intent in that statement.

Anyways that's my little FR. The takeaway being- don't get fooled by women who may be giving you fake IOI's to get their work done. Be wary and only reward them for their interest if they've shown it in some tangible form. A special thanks to /u/GayLubeOil for telling me to persist in getting used to around women and their ways.

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