So something I like to call the (my name)/stickfiguresk' curse struck a 7th victim last year. And I was wondering if any one else has had similar things happen to them?

The phenomenon goes like this: I date a woman, we break up, and she gets pregnant 1-4 months after our break up. The math sticks. None of these babies are mine.

Instances: First: catholic girlfriend(lost my virginity to her); she was overwhelmed with shame because catholic nut job. We had sex like 3 times and then she went crazy. She ghosted me for a month and a half and then came over for some reason(?) One last time. Later found out she was prego with somebody else's baby that last time she was over.

Second: got bored with chick and dumped her. I told her it was because I, "wanted to spend more time with my roommates playing video games and shit" consistent, great sex. I used condoms.

She broke into my house, stole 3k in electronics, lied about being pregnant to get back with me(didnt work)/extort money from me(did work), and then got pregnant 4 months later and named her baby after me.

Third: dumped her for inviting her beta orbiter to her house(excuse). I was also bored with her. Consistent, great sex. She had an IUD, which had to be changed out(every five years) right after I ended it. She got pregnant with the orbiter.

Fourth: freaked out at a woman I thought I was in a relationship with. She was just DTF every day for 3 months. No protection. She was very obviously manipulating me after I freaked out(and possibly before I "dumped" her; she was a co-worker). She got pregnant with twins one month after we last had sex.

Fifth: live-in girlfriend was acting fishy, so we split ways very dramatically. we were off and on for a while until I broke it off for good and she got pregnant with the guy I now know was her back up. She tried to make me her back-up boyfriend after she got pregnant.

Sixth: never really in a relationship with this girl. She'd come over whenever her boyfriends(this went over 2 years) would put her on a pedastal. She knew I wasnt that interested, "it's not like you want to date me." Our relationship was strictly sexual.

I eventually imply that she's a whore, so she sets out to prove a point to me that she can be faithful by laying in my bed one night, refusing to put out. That was the last time I saw her. She got pregnant 2 months later and married her boyfriend.

Seventh: went on an amazing first date with a lady and fucked her in my car. We were crazy about eachother(honestly, only woman that made me legit laugh on a date... intentionally). I got crazy vibes from her though, so I didnt talk to her again for a year. The next year(2013), I had a date flake on me, so I texted her and she came out. We fucked like rabbits and I promised to not ghost her again. But I did and just found out she had a baby with her orbiter 1 month later.

Some of these may not be like the others, but there's definetly a pattern here and I'd like to figure it out. Any ideas? The things these instances all have in common: they all put out on the first night, sex was great, I broke it off with them(or it seemed that way to me; i.e. #4). They all seemed very happy afterwords(except #5). I talked to each of them(except #2) when I found out they got pregnant, they all said, "no, don't worry, it's not yours, I got pregnant with x on x/y/z."