TRP teaching us how to get laid.

HectoSexual · 2019-08-07T18:02:23+00:00

This is fucking hilarious.

Also, I know this is just a joke, but sales techniques actually do work wonders on women. It’s all the same principles.

lokilis · 2019-08-07T19:34:07+00:00

This parody is spot on lmao. I just watched that movie a few months ago.

swaite · 2019-08-07T20:59:09+00:00

Honestly, their real names are better than the made up ones. Stevie Emerson, Alex Varonos, Matty Chymbor, Jordnan Dyck, Reggie Luckett, Nick Santucci, Max Marshall, Christian Olivio, and Joey Fernandez? C'mooonn.

redditor67tny · 2019-08-07T19:57:16+00:00

that was soo fuckin well done

FanaticMind · 2019-08-08T09:11:04+00:00

Literally watched the wolf of wall street 3 minutes ago, the universe is fucking with me.

S3LF-IMPROV3M3NT · 2019-08-07T19:49:08+00:00

1:41 what does he mean once they've suckered them in? Like go to a fancy restaurant on the first date and then shitty cheap dive bars and restaurants in the 2nd and 3rd? And why would the guy pay nothing in a dive bar?

Totsean · 2019-08-07T20:38:33+00:00

Some of the pitches I actually used them, ahhaha. This is legit!

GayLubeOil · 2019-08-07T21:55:35+00:00

In Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Belfort uses his amazing sales skills to sell worthless penny stocks to the undereducated working class who don't know how to invest their savings.

The joke here is that you use your amazing sales skills to sell your worthless penny stock masculintity to undereducated middle/working class women who don't know how to invest their vaginas.

I guess the only thing you can do is laugh as Asians/Indians take all the upper middle class jobs and Latinos take the working class jobs and your slowly erased from your own country.

Did I get the joke correctly?

throwlaca · 2019-08-08T07:15:01+00:00

The fuck is that, those are all models, were I that good looking I would be fucking Angeline Jolie right now.

Andgelyo · 2019-08-08T00:04:29+00:00

This is fucking hilarious lmao

Title	TRP teaching us how to get laid.
Author	TipsyLeo
Upvotes	437
Comments	34
Date	August 7, 2019 4:49 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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