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[–]ShotgunTRP10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Da fuck.
TL:dr
Dude sees hot chick. Stalks her. Get bit by dog. Regrets being a fatty. Obviously wasn't lifting.
[–]Epictetus2017-5 points-4 points-3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You obviously have never lived in a conservative Catholic village.
I have been lifting for six months, but I started out obese.
[–]Throwawaysteve1234564 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know everyone says 'read the sidebar; lift', but I think you should focus on essay structure first.
[–]lordkrink 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dog bites can give you serious infections, go to a hospital asap
[–]Brickles091 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The dog bite you because you are a fattie, as dogs love to bit fatties? I don’t understand how lifting could have prevented that.
Red pill tip for anyone reading this: whenever a dog tries to bit you, hit his “NOSE”, it’s his most fragile spot. He will run away immediately.
[–]Damien_Scott1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leg day would help. If your calves are beefy enough you can break a dog's jaw if you flex them when it bites.
[–]DotishGuy1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this post just screams "m'lady"
tips fedora
[–]ThrowFader1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
deleted What is this?
[–]JYandeau0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck did the girl have to do with this story? Seems like you just added in random details for no reason, I’m confused as hell.
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