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Well, that escalated quickly. Perfect Beta Example.

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March 26, 2014
33 upvotes
/r/TheRedPill

i had to share this, its too funny. Enjoy!

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_often_do_married_men_masturbate#slide=1

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Title Well, that escalated quickly. Perfect Beta Example.
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Upvotes 33
Comments 21
Date March 26, 2014 4:12 PM UTC
(12 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/21f9ld/well_that_escalated_quickly_perfect_beta_example/
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[–]TRP VanguardJP_Whoregan 30 points31 points32 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

my body, my choice!

I'd love for the opportunity to flip that shit on some uppity feminist during a debate.

[–]1nrokchi 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That is a core tenant of feminism. It's just that some women think they have the monopoly on feminism.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Are women actually jealous of masturbation?

[–]Endorsed ContributorBluepillProfessor 29 points30 points31 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Only if it affects their exclusive power to sexually torment, tease, titillate and manipulate the man in question. Anything that decreases the power of tang will be hated by women. Just wait until the fuckbots...

[–]Sinnermario 14 points14 points14 points 12 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Anything that decreases the power of tang will be hated by women.

wise words!!

[–]Ronald_Reagan_Reddit 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely spot on

[–]kfloppygang 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Agreed. Just another facet of the hypocritical modern woman. "I can stick any foreign object I want inside me! Hell no you can't masturbate! Porn? GASP"

[–]southernmost 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Turns out Cherry 2000 was actually a documentary from the future...

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 10 points11 points12 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think it's more that they're jealous of porn. Most girls have insecurities about their bodies, and a lot of girls aren't nearly as hot as porn stars. They play off their insecurities as being your fault for being "disloyal" to them by looking at other naked women.

Not every chick is like that though (a genuine case of NAWALT actually applying in the unironic sense). I've been with chicks that liked to watch porn together.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

oh yes, i had an insecure ex who told me it felt like i was cheating when i masturbated. we were 17, though. i sure hope that she's grown up.

[–][deleted] -1 points-1 points-1 points 12 years ago | Copy Link

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[–]itsmehobnob 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Tits or GTFO

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Internet brofist

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

My wife watches Dr. Phil, who sounds like a sleazy pedophile to me. I happened to catch just enough of an episode to hear Dr. Phil tell some guy that masturbation to internet porn was cheating. Gtfo with that shit.

[–]TaylorWolf 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

While a hundred fat middle aged women hoot and holler in the audience, lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly. I can't stand Dr. Phil. The idea that masturbation is cheating, whether to porn or the Victoria's Secret catalog is ridiculous. My wife doesn't care if I masturbate, she even caught me once when she came home from work early. I caught her doing it too. I was outside smoking a cigarette and heard a suspicious moan coming from the bedroom window so I went and peeked in the window and she was going at it with her rabbit toy. I watched her get off and it got me so turned on. Later I was asking her about masturbation, leading her into a trap to see if she would lie about it. I think I asked her is she was having a little fun with herself last night and at first She played stupid but I think she realized I already knew then she got embarrassed. But then she got turned on when I told her watching her got me turned on so we ended up fucking.

[–]updock 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

who sounds like a sleazy pedophile to me

Is this the new variation of "creepy"?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Actually, that's a good stance to at least pretend to have as a married man. You just have to have the confidence to take your woman when it's time.

[–]vox_veritas 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Am I the only one who thought this was tongue-in-cheek? I definitely laughed out loud at the last part.

[–]Complecs 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was hilarious. Poor guy

[–]domedagena 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus, I feel bad for him.

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