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[–]Iceman351418 points 11 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
And then he jizzed in his hand and went to class..
[–]Senior ContributorMentORPHEUS 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I imagined him scratching his pubes then huffing the pheromonal musk from his fingers indiscreetly, that's why people were staring after him and commenting.
[–]drunkidiot72712 points13 points14 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The attempt to make biking pants masculine is the best part. Hilarious
[+]RockyMountainTaste[S] -11 points-10 points-9 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Protect shins deadlifting? check. Show off glutes? 2 checks.
[–]Senior ContributorMentORPHEUS 37 points38 points39 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I regret that I have but one downvote to give this post.
[–]ComradeCynic 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*butt one downvote to give this post.
[–]RP_Student 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This might be the worst post on this subreddit history and that's saying something.
[–]theyareAs 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The humblebrag to end all humblebrags
[–]GrandmasterHurricane 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
So, you were wearing leggings at the gym.
[–]chagad 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gonna stalk OP's profile for more autistic shit 10/10
[–]jayhovaasmywitness 13 points14 points15 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are literally the worst. Nobody and I mean nobody gives a fuck that some girls grabbed your ass. The fact that you literally wrote multiple paragraphs and posted it to the internet for other DUDES to read is by far some of the most autistic shit I have ever seen.
This page is dying and you are killing it.
[–]SCROTAL-SACK 5 points6 points7 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gonna need pics of ass to confirm.
[–]GoldPisseR 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the laugh buddy.
(masculine) bike pants
[–]CuntyMcFagNuts69 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro is fucking Alpha as fuck
"The rest is history"
"Ass is your savior. Worship it. Live it."
Amazing.
[–]LAMFF 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Leg day? How about doing a full body workout everytime you go to the gym which includes a leg component. TRP has really gone down hill lately with all these wannabe alphas posting total shite.
[–]RockyMountainTaste[S] 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OK, so it seems some of you don't really like that I sounded a tiny bit self-centered in my post and that may have netted me some downvotes. I get that.
But really, this sub is about self-improvement and I'm sure as hell gonna share the philosophy that improved my game.
[–]jaredschaffer27 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy shit brah, did you plate 'em brah? Shit brah, do you use pheromone supplements bruv? Bro, you are so cool.
[+]RockyMountainTaste[S] -7 points-6 points-5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not supps, no, those are scams. I shower after the gym but don't use bodywash- that eliminates your natural musk
[–]Asoka111112 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
As stated before, this is a complete shitpost. However, OP brings up a very valid point. females are in fact attracted to guys who take care of their flutes and core because they subconsciously recognize that it indicates better thrusting ability. There is science to confirm this, as I now remember seeing it in the Definitive Book of Body Language.
[–]BarbellFlies 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah male asses can be big too, we get it OP. This is such a shitpost.
[–]1rporion 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Returned for the third time now to read about glorious spandex man butt.
Bookmarked.
[–]PartlyMe 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you also inhale deeply from your armpits before launch?
[–][deleted] 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
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Sorry, but I totally agree.
This post gives me the feelz.
I do not even know what feelz exactly, but there are feelz.
Plus, OP is so full of unreflected narcissism that he is just one step away from being a natural.
[–]RockyMountainTaste[S] -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for the feedback! I like to take all feedback into account but yours is the nicest
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