One night about a week ago, I was out at a titty bar with my brother. We were sitting at a table about twenty feet from the stage, and mostly just engrossed in conversation, while occasionally glancing up because tits.

This young (21 or 22) girl dressed in boy clothes approached our table and for some reason, out of completely nowhere, decided to look at me (me, not my brother, me... don't know why) and say "I just want you to know I'm gay, so you can't have me". I said the first, most natural thing that came to mind: "What makes you think I want you?"

She was cute, nice big tits and round ass, decent hair. No makeup really, but still, very fuckable if she wasn't on the other team. But seriously- why would I even bother with her?

She invited herself to sit at our table, and for a couple minutes she awkwardly tried making conversation. Finally she says to me "I'm sorry if I offended you". I said "I'm not offended by you! It's just, you're not gonna fuck me, so why would I talk to you a whole lot?"

"BECAUSE I'M A REALLY GOOD PERSON!" yeahokaywhatever. I wasn't being mean to her at all, but if she wants to be treated like one of the guys, that means taking the bad along with the good.

Finally she got up and went back to where-the-fuck-ever land. She sat over there "accidentally" glancing at us for a while until we finally went home.

I genuinely had no interest in fucking this girl nor any other girl. I was sitting there having a drink with my brother. I sorta figured a lesbian would understand that no means no; I said I'm not interested; figure she'd get the hint.

What I learned is this: regardless of ANYTHING, including sexual orientation, a woman who is not getting attention from a decently attractive/desirable male is gonna want to know WHY, and will be willing to do just about anything to get his attention.

Even lesbians.

I'll be damned.