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[–]wathon2Sr. Hamster Analyst112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Alpha fuck phrase: young, hot, no baggage, wild, everything is in the right phase.
Tyrone and Chads, come and nut inside me, no string attached. Threesome, gang bang, anal, anything you want.
Beta buck phrase: used, abused, baggage, a bastards or two, everything starts sagging.
Looking for a good man. You must have house, car, career, must be loyal, loving, family orientated, and most importantly, you must love me exactly as I am. You will have to wine and dine me, and maybe you'll get to first base by the fifth date. Marry me, buy me expensive gift, take me on vacations; and you'll get star fish sex once a month and divorce rape 5 years later.
[–]HiredNoteJr. Hamster Analyst25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
and you'll get star fish sex once a month
Good post but...That's the only unrealistic part of your post. Since when do married guys have such wild sex lives with their wives?
[–]trumpasaurus_erectus2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost daily.
[–]JerryNewton711 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your post deserves more up votes.
[–]magicmikefx9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was all those things listed. Soon as kids started school she cheated. Fuck all these cum dumpster broads. You will get fucked over by varying degree. My kids are mine I know that. But imagine living with that
[–]SevehnSyth6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She wants the prize stallion that just won the triple stakes derby while contributing NOTHING to his successes. Yep, just wait lazily at the finish line with years of wasted energy and poor choices to demand the prize winner give EVERYTHING to her while offering very little in return.
Jesus, the rate the hamster wheel turns is just dumbfounding!
[–]HatezWomenzCuzIncelz0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The entitlement is astounding.
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[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your comment reminds me of a comedian Natasha Leggero, who says it is so sad when you have to tell a man it is all over. "Well", she says," you have run out of money."
[–]twunting0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are the Senior Hamster Analyst!
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're living off child support, I'm gonna swipe left. If you're overweight, I'm swiping left. If you claim to follow some kind of faith and are on a hook up app, I'm swiping left. If you have nothing to offer, I'm swiping left.
Enjoy your life of solitude and hook ups.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck would I make 6 left turns instead of one fucking U-turn away from you?
[–]LostSaxon32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Those are by and large good standards. Interesting there’s no mention of what she brings to the table, however...
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder shy that is?
[–]HatezWomenzCuzIncelz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They were good standards.
[–]leredditbugman0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even when they start listing credentials it’s like ‘hustler’ or how good a mom they are and what they’re really saying is a couple times a month they remember to bother their friends and family on social media to buy fake eyelashes and they’re just somebody’s mom.
[–]JakeDCUntold what I would do for m'lady31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Roll model.
Sigh.
[–]Gozie513 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Any good "roll" model would roll his damn eyes after reading that
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
when she says roll model, she is talking about rolling him for his money.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She inadvertently gave away what she looks like.
[–]onbakeplatinum9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She already did that with the tacos comment
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
>If you're not faith centered man... don't bother
Was the man who fucked you and impregnated you faith centered? Are YOU faith centered?
[–]ugluk118 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's 80/20 centered.
[–]jihocech11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Faith... What faith? She believes in feminism, girl power, equality. My body my choice.
Was the man who fucked you and impregnated you faith centered?
That was different, he was hot and 6'2". What could i do?
[–]Hugenstein413 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looking for her modern church indoctrinated beta
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Stay away from religious women. Especially if you are a religious man. If she is not a natural virgin (and not a vaginally reconstructed virgin) and has lived traditionally by remaining with her parents until marriage then you can believe she actually obeys the Bible.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So true. Religious people are dime a dozen, but genuinely religious ones are rare.
In this context, the only reason she wants a religious man is because she believes a religious man has the traits of a beta bucks slave, and puts up with her living as a hypocrite and unbeliever.
[–]Scourmont5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Be not ye unequally yoked with the unbeliever..."
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your words are true. Accept me as i am. No questions about my past or by bad decisions.
[–]ThePrivilegedOne2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE.
[–]twunting6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Opportunistically religious.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No you can't. I guess you can hope at that point but believe women? Never!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rules for thee and not for me.
You must be a good husband for someone like me, a harlot and a whore.
You must be faith centered man for someone like me, a drunkard, liar and a fornicator.
You must keep your beard trimmed for someone like me, who doesn't shave my armpits.
You must earn big money for someone like me, who lives with my parents as an unemployed bum.
[–]vegetasgooch12318 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
With a profile like that at least when I move out of my mom's basement there'll be a room to rent between her legs. Just have to clean some old cobwebs out
[–]Borsao668 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Abandoned structures often require fumigation and mold remediation to boot.
Just remember.
[–]vegetasgooch1235 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds costly
[–]ugluk15 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Virus waiting to jump outta there.
[–]HatezWomenzCuzIncelz3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Curses and shit.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uhhh sweetie. The Bible actually forbids being yoked to a divorced woman. Even worse if you had kids outside of marriage. It is considered adultery. In fact, the Bible pisses all over the female dual mating strategy.
On what planet are you, a bastard baby maker, entitled to a gentleman?
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButt14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Touch my butt and feed me tacos like I'm some hedonist Roman emperor, but also be a religious pious man so I can manipulate you."
They're not even trying to be interesting or charming. Just insufferable cunts as far as the eye can see.
[–]StingRayFins14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"if you're not a faith centered man... don't bother"
You cannot demand a faith centered man if you aren't a faith centered woman... sigh.
This is precisely the problem - not holding oneself accountable and to the same standards. One person wants to do whatever and be whatever but demands the other person to be this and that and a bag of chips. Hypocrisy at it's finest.
[–]MrWojak12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do single moms know they are absolutely garbage tier in dating market?
[–]HatezWomenzCuzIncelz2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eventually they figure it out.
[–]JustInconsistent8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. The entitlement.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if it's mommy's attic instead of the basement? Is that OK?
[–]ugluk17 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're gonna swipe left, thank you for reminding us.
[–]JimBagleaducia8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is "single mother," not the "parents basement" got women? At least guys can move out
[–]h4ppyp1LLs7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch got a lot of criteria for someone with multiple childrens.
[–]onbakeplatinum5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Eat Tacos is code for being fat
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha! I have always suspected it was code for something. I just didn't know what.
[–]SevehnSyth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm.... I thought it was code that they are Bi and eat pussy too. But that is just my interpretation, I could very well be wrong since I really don’t know the common meaning.
[–]Kurt7519903 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She must be good at picking her nose what with all that pickyness
[–]Piggleswick3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you see any red flags... swipe left
[–]RedMeatTrinket4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she's a single mom, swipe left.
[–]AngusBoomPants1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
“In your mommy’s basement”
What’s wrong with living with your parents? Sorry, my cancer ridden mother needs help walking.
[–]HatezWomenzCuzIncelz6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This shaming tactic boils down to: Men are simply providers, and they owe me provision, so if a man can't provide for me then he sucks.
Realize that you owe these women nothing to begin with. You do not owe it to anyone to live anywhere. You do not owe financial support to anyone.
If a man living with his parents is a problem, it is that man's problem and no one else's.
Women are simply shaming men for not providing what women are not entitled to. Let them shame all they want. It's a bunch of manipulative bullshit.
[–]armoredcore481 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My parents helped me to grow it is only fair to be with them when they are old. Idk i maybe said it like retard, but as i grow older i feel that more and more i miss them. My dream is to build a big house to live together with my parents and wife.
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[–]armoredcore480 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh i know, i just wanted to comment my opinion on the parents point as well. No way i wanted to criticise you.
[–]armoredcore480 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point. Thank you.
Bro, support everyone else and ask nothing for yourself. Pretty much their mentality.
[–]culinarybui1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If the father of any of her bastards fit any of those descriptions then she can take a hike 😂
[–]ShowMeWarFace0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey now, Jesus had a beard, so I guess he doesn't even qualify.
Anybody with stronger game than the lord gonna step up?
[–]6gpdgeu580 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Call me crazy but it seems reasonable to ask for a functional guy, I don't think this actually qualify her.
[–]dwc151Beta butt licker + wasabi soy sauce0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do any of these women ever have ANYTHING to offer?
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[–]magicmikefx2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I cant wait to hear the echo chamber response he has to defend m'lady honor
[–]mustangfrankPeek-a-boo, Single Mother See's You5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nothing she said there is unreasonable. She just said no smokers, no alcoholics and no unemployed dudes who still live with their mum.
What does she offer? Children from other man/men and wanting your paycheck.
She is no differente than most single mothers.
[–]JVirgil-2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, but the title of the post is 'demanding'. If you find even these standards to high, you're basically saying she shouldn't have any standards at all.
[–]golanginator2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She should have held herself to those same standards.
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