Free British Visa

TANQspray · 2019-01-27T07:27:25+00:00

Being Australian and running into many English guys in my line of work, none of them want to ever go back to England.

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-01-27T08:57:37+00:00

Can't blame her for wanting to escape that third world shithole called the UK.

KoloGupta · 2019-01-27T07:04:35+00:00

Bullshit. She wants everything for nothing. She'll never lift a finger to help with that UK visa no one is asking for. She just wants to seem like she has anything to bring to the table.

Must come with sense of humor and puppy

Must have big dick, be at least 6 feet tall, and know how to treat a gal to dinners and wine by the glass.

MareckBS · 2019-01-27T12:41:35+00:00

Bit late for that, now after Brexit UK visa is kind of worthless, you can't move around in europe anymore and you're stuck on a small island with shitty weather, high cost of living and an overall depressing atmosphere.

Leaving to asia was the best choice of my live, beautiful female looking women with long black hair and everything is dirt cheap.

Barely getting by in UK costs the same as living like a king in asia.

Ddcups · 2019-01-27T11:14:31+00:00

Australia’s still ok but they are starting to get soft in the media- which carries influence. The leftists get into the media and it’s an uphill battle.

Also pretty sure this girls just having a joke.

PM_ME_UR_NAKED_TITS · 2019-01-27T12:19:57+00:00

At least she doesn't have the thousand cock stare (yet)

thxnwy · 2019-01-27T17:01:57+00:00

She looks kind of young on that pic for a 31yo. I wouldn't be surprised if the pic was old.

Canadeaan · 2019-01-27T10:38:01+00:00

report them for fraud

Westernhagen · 2019-01-27T15:50:40+00:00

Your visa would be "free" for values of "free" that include a legal commitment, her having a claim on your income and retirement, and a 50% chance that she'll decide she's unhaaaaaappy and will have the government take your money at gunpoint and give it to her. Pass!

Also, if I understand it, she wants an Australian visa in exchange for a UK visa. Presumably, this means she wants to go to Australia, and for that she'll give you a visa to go to the UK. If she's in Australia and you're in the UK, why do you want to do this again?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-01-27T15:11:50+00:00

Her weight is disproportionate to her sense of entitlement. Pass.

SirKolbath · 2019-01-27T16:12:46+00:00

Have you seen the way the British pound is dropping? I think I’d rather have an American MasterCard.

RedPill-BlackLotus · 2019-01-27T18:33:27+00:00

Australian immigration do not fuck around! This is such a failed idea. Like none has ever thought of this!

They put you both in separate rooms and drill you both with questions about your shared history. You cant fool them.

Minorkaos · 2019-01-27T06:33:11+00:00

What in the actual fuck?

enigmatic319 · 2019-01-27T11:03:58+00:00

This woman is a Class A narcissist.

I don't agree with ALL shitty generalisations flying around about the UK, every country has its problems. If what happens outside your four walls bothers you, that's your fault.

The ex-pats or holiday maker's usually have some massive cognitive bias', I'll bet some of them walk in the door & say "Home sweet home".

Also, I've never met a Sarah (5 of them in total), that wasn't crazy.

ShortWarrior · 2019-01-27T19:19:58+00:00

I just want a visa.

But besides that, here's all the other stuff you need to have.

JoeyZissou · 2019-01-28T18:15:42+00:00

“Oh no, it’s not enough I’m whoring myself out for a visa, I want a dog and a comedian, too!”

jasminemilktea · 2019-01-27T09:21:09+00:00

She’s also probably a landwhale. I see no collarbones

thearmchairwarrior · 2019-02-01T08:42:08+00:00

I almost did this with a English chick. I wanted EU passport back in the day. But she went all the way for tryone lol. I'm like no thanks.

OChinchinLordofDark · 2019-02-11T01:26:05+00:00

Well who would.

Its fucking dog shit here and the way the things are going its a shit show

[deleted] · 2019-02-15T12:32:02+00:00

Do soapdodgers appreciate the irony in that they used to send us here as punishment?

tothepainal · 2019-01-27T16:24:07+00:00

Man... There is a lot of hate in this thread pointed to the wrong things

MarsKXNG · 2019-01-30T20:10:49+00:00

Why are so many women from the UK chubby to fat as fuck? If I were the guys there I’d be leaving too.

Title	Free British Visa
Author	cloudwarmer
Upvotes	316
Comments	105
Date	January 27, 2019 6:17 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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