Good luck finding the one

Cavannah · 2020-04-12T04:19:13+00:00

You're 30 and demanding that people not "waste your time."

Here's some news: you have wasted all of your prime time. You are now leftovers, and you will take whatever you can get.

You are out of time. It is impossible to "waste" what you don't have.

Get used to it, get over it, get some wine.

mustangfrank · 2020-04-12T03:21:32+00:00

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Honest_Solution · 2020-04-12T03:42:16+00:00

Never met a woman from Ohio that wasn’t a huge bitch. Good thing I’m not 6’ to boot. Saves me a whole lotta trouble.

PMmeYourHopes-Dreams · 2020-04-12T05:18:00+00:00

Impromptu trip taker

That's the dumbest thing ever. Why would you take a trip and not do your fucking research to find good deals, interesting places to go, learn the culture. Unless you are just going to head to a nearby city and hit some bars, but then why would you call that a "trip?" But I get it, it's just some more bullshit women say to try to sound "interesting."

Bedtyme06 · 2020-04-12T06:00:11+00:00

"Dog mom"

So, a bitch, then.

mjladieman · 2020-04-12T03:53:10+00:00

I love this subreddit

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-04-12T06:06:00+00:00

"I'm a used up cunt who claims to like sports, but I'm lying to wrangle your resources to supplement my shitty female financial decisions. I'll demand you change when it suits me. And you better possess a trait that can't change but ultimately means nothing, because I have no idea what actual value in a person truly is."

-Every female on OLDs.

StingRayFins · 2020-04-12T05:03:13+00:00

"Ohio born"

Get that shit outta here. Trying to make where you were born sound like some crazy epic shit.

Overkillengine · 2020-04-12T07:27:38+00:00

Asking about a hobby like golf is her way of assessing your financial status. If you are super into it, golf stops being cheap in a hurry. And if she thinks you have dosh, so will she.

MistaKPJ · 2020-04-12T03:21:55+00:00

In Ohio, calls herself a dog mom, wants over 6', and she's on tinder

Is that my ex ? Mind showing me the full picture I bet it is

bk6830 · 2020-04-12T06:54:27+00:00

I don't even know you and you already are telling me things I can or cannot do. Awesome strategy. How attractive.

incelposter · 2020-04-12T05:52:10+00:00

You're not a dog mom.

You have a dog as a pet.

indianbetashortyTP · 2020-04-12T04:54:20+00:00

Why tf does she have that diamond icon(top picks) next to her?

Another proof that tinder is trash.

Also, 69% battery.

n i c e

goodbye2017hello2018 · 2020-04-12T10:27:27+00:00

My golf handicap would be you riding in my cart.

2020-04-12T11:45:24+00:00

She's only asking what your golf handicap is to ensure rich businessmen i.e. those who play golf the most will apply to her aging 'dog mom' pussy

dwc151 · 2020-04-12T14:16:53+00:00

Trip taker. Golf handicap.

Bailout dog whistles.

asdf333aza · 2020-04-13T00:33:03+00:00

😂 who even looks at 30 year olds on tinder.

Weird that she's worried about wasting time. Feminism tells these women they have all the time in the world. Why is she even looking for a partner? Is she not a strong independent woman who can do it all?

Cantide756 · 2020-04-12T14:10:29+00:00

If you put no effort into your profile, don't waste my time.

Chingparr · 2020-04-12T22:09:22+00:00

I'm 6'2 and I'll pass. Swipe left.

CrimsonSultan · 2020-04-13T15:28:36+00:00

>I you're under 6' don't waste my time

ironically, this shit keeps 6' guys like me away just to take the piss out of it. don't need arrogance.

>dog mom

oh so the cat food industry got rich now its time for dog food

AttractiveMale00 · 2020-04-12T15:50:47+00:00

Let's play the numbers game again. Who wants to calculate?

Percentage of American men over 6 foot: 14%

Percentage of American men aged 30-50: 20-25%

Percentage of American men who are single: 50%

Percentage of American men who are hetereosexual: 85%

Now if someone is vain enough to demands a 6 foot man, she's also vain enough to reject a fat man. Percentage of American men not fat: 60%

So this woman is looking for, what, a guy among the top 3%? L E L. Show me the pics, woman.

Glenduil · 2020-04-12T19:05:34+00:00

I’ll swipe left. Based on her profile alone, she’s a 2/10

huazanim · 2020-04-14T21:05:15+00:00

'dog mom' = Possess dog and human children?

Title	Good luck finding the one
Author	Thisisbuffalo
Upvotes	186
Comments	60
Date	April 12, 2020 3:15 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fzp09e/good_luck_finding_the_one/
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