Hilariously Accurate

NickTesla2018 · 2019-11-03T00:15:41+00:00

Holy shit! The mother of all dumpster fires.

IncitingDramah · 2019-11-02T23:37:52+00:00

All hail Thottimus Prime!

[deleted] · 2019-11-03T00:18:39+00:00

it's like she was goin' full on and then got to her face and was like "shit i don't want ppl thinking i'm racist" and gave up

dodgedthatbulletboi · 2019-11-03T02:24:53+00:00

Not embarrassed to say, I TOTALLY WOULD.

SirenNA · 2019-11-03T03:20:07+00:00

Is that the assassins creed logo in her boobs

GiftOfBlackKnighting · 2019-11-03T00:22:42+00:00

That skin color shouts "Tyrone's Life Matter".

solaris32 · 2019-11-03T05:17:12+00:00

Yes she's screwed up her body, but am I mistaken that this sub is meant for women complaining that there are no good men? We know nothing about this woman, so without context does this belong?

MGTOWtoday · 2019-11-03T04:43:51+00:00

"I'm a pretty girl. How about a spend an absolute fortunate at the local tat shop to totally wreck my body! How awesome would that be!?!?"

ASamLoomisGuy · 2019-11-03T01:54:39+00:00

How much does anyone want to bet that she has had the balls to call somebody else out for blackface?

vampyreking666 · 2019-11-03T03:44:15+00:00

Ruined a great looking woman by making herself into a tribal village witch

reinaldo866 · 2019-11-03T03:38:06+00:00

What ruins it for me is that fucking ear ring that completely destroy her ear, most fucking disgusting trend so far

Darth_Horseman · 2019-11-03T02:20:35+00:00

Ok lady, we get it, daddy didn't loved you enough as a child.

coiluniverse · 2019-11-03T01:58:22+00:00

What the hell is that? Is it human? This thing is making my skin crawl.

al_khatib · 2019-11-03T04:35:34+00:00

Diablo IV plot

tideshark · 2019-11-03T04:52:24+00:00

Fuck! I feel bad for her (in a not knowing her sense, maybe I shouldn’t) but holy FUCK! I bet she looks at herself everyday in the mirror and thinks about how beautiful she would be if she didn’t do that:(

anti-hypergamist · 2019-11-03T05:26:21+00:00

She should have just turned into a landwhale and dyed and cut her hair if she wanted to destroy her very pretty face and nice body. At least it would have been temporary and reversible.

apekingorange · 2019-11-03T10:41:33+00:00

That assassin's creed tattoo made me cringe hard. Does holy water work on these creatures?

Greni66 · 2019-11-03T02:18:24+00:00

The Quest to be blacker than them all Continues...

bushwicksick · 2019-11-03T02:46:52+00:00

Even a Tyrone wouldn't touch this lunatic. How is this form of mutilation even considered cool? Females with these kinds of tattoos should be evaluated for mental illness. Something is wrong!

squirreltoot · 2019-11-03T10:40:06+00:00

Please tell me that’s her Halloween costume and not tattoos.....

VAPORMACHINESLTD2001 · 2019-11-03T02:21:41+00:00

Thötthereth

divorcedbp · 2019-11-03T03:42:21+00:00

Imagine having a daughter.

She’s going to be a wonderful mother some day.

mgtau · 2019-11-03T05:24:40+00:00

Trying to figure out if that Assassin's Creed logo is intentional or not...

Nybaz · 2019-11-03T06:39:09+00:00

Please, tell me that's an halloween costume...

FirmFirefighter · 2019-11-03T10:35:46+00:00

Never learn do they - when sweeping the chimney do not stick your head up the chimney at same time.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-11-03T11:56:23+00:00

Is that an assassin’s creed tattoo between her titties?

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-11-03T12:01:03+00:00

Reminds me of a chick from my hometown. Last I heard she had a tattoo of a tattoo gun, on her face, along with plugs and a half shaved head.

listeriosis69 · 2019-11-03T12:12:48+00:00

Not my proudest fap

bajanbiker47 · 2019-11-03T14:22:14+00:00

This has got to be cosplay makeup no way this could be real.🤡

jihocech · 2019-11-03T20:42:40+00:00

It's OK to be white.

Older_Miggy · 2019-11-03T01:47:53+00:00

I don't get it.

MattFoley79 · 2019-11-03T02:28:01+00:00

That can't be real.

otakuzod · 2019-11-03T02:34:36+00:00

That's just nasty.

deathtocontrollers · 2019-11-03T02:59:43+00:00

The woman who went too far when it came to riding the cock carousel to see if she could achieve the score of 50000 different dicks in X amount of time...

j3wbacca996 · 2019-11-03T03:16:22+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ. What else is there to say?

s1500 · 2019-11-03T05:13:47+00:00

So she spent 3 years in a tattoo artist's chair?

[deleted] · 2019-11-03T05:21:03+00:00

This is tragic.

[deleted] · 2019-11-03T05:43:03+00:00

Is all that black tattoos!!??

mgtow4ever · 2019-11-03T05:48:23+00:00

Why?

stronzorello · 2019-11-03T06:59:56+00:00

Isn’t that toxic?

devok1 · 2019-11-03T07:14:33+00:00

GOD DAAAMMN

[deleted] · 2019-11-03T08:17:21+00:00

She's a walking tramp stamp.

blackierobinsun3 · 2019-11-03T09:41:01+00:00

Looks like she got the naruto curse mark

KuonRad · 2019-11-03T09:58:58+00:00

Be sure to have a cross with you and holy water, garlig and some silver bulles just for good measure

Sake99 · 2019-11-03T10:57:53+00:00

I'm shocked nobody stopped her.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-11-03T12:08:34+00:00

Wtf am I looking at??

SilverGryphon · 2019-11-03T13:25:43+00:00

WTF????

ugluk1 · 2019-11-03T14:02:08+00:00

She's got one + side to her, she didn't find a cuck to marry her yet.

Mikey16137 · 2019-11-03T14:02:43+00:00

Tyreen!!

CHENGhis-khan · 2019-11-03T14:29:44+00:00

[deleted] · 2019-11-03T14:34:46+00:00

Plz tell me this is a halloween costume.

The-Deviant-One · 2019-11-03T15:19:35+00:00

oh my god I laughed so hard at this.

Cruxito1111 · 2019-11-03T18:35:02+00:00

I don't know about you guys but....... with her Id totally be down for a bedmatch.

jeffjeff42O69 · 2019-11-03T21:02:45+00:00

The bigger the hoops the bigger the hoe

BluepillProfessor · 2019-11-04T02:22:01+00:00

That's the Queen Boss. The damn Borg Queen.

[deleted] · 2019-11-04T02:32:02+00:00

What should I do with my nearly perfect facial and body genetics? Moisturize? Retina A? Exercise? Nah...let's fuck it up with bad tattoos!

420_Watermellon_69 · 2019-11-04T05:26:46+00:00

To be fair, I totally would do her. I know I'd have to cut my dick off from the STIs, but.

pmmemonay · 2019-11-04T12:05:27+00:00

Hellblade: Shenua's Sacrifice.

DollarStoreAbraham · 2019-11-04T13:45:41+00:00

Y'all shouldn't judge based on appearance...

SouloftheVoid · 2019-11-05T16:29:21+00:00

That picture just gave me chlamydia!

We are all familiar with the 1,000-cock stare but those dead eyes can only be called the 1,000,000-cock stare. The tattoos over her face mean she has chosen to lock herself out of any meaningful career meaning she likely works in a tattoo parlor if she even works. This is a truly deranged person who would have been institutionalized a few decades ago. Don't even attempt a pump and dump, even if you are the most Alpha Chad on the block, because she is the type who will set your car on fire and kill your dog because you didn't respond to her texts or DMs as quickly as she'd like.

machinadrive02 · 2019-11-05T18:16:41+00:00

Wtf even is that?

Glenn_Vatista · 2019-11-06T00:49:05+00:00

I really thought this was a Halloween costume. Like, I know for damn sure she doesn't walk out like that every day.

Either way, that ear...That's so gross.

MikepGrey · 2019-11-07T01:42:59+00:00

Your supposed to sniff the markers, not roll around in them dear... some one help this poor girl learn how to properly get high XD

randomanon457 · 2019-11-11T21:01:06+00:00

Not my proudest fap!

Hellse · 2019-12-03T00:58:37+00:00

I'm gonna get e-shot here for this, but whatever.

There's no good mom in there, but I'd absolutely bang the living fuck outta her once or twice. Only thing that gets me is those fuckin' hoops...

RegRobillard · 2019-12-31T23:53:32+00:00

Tbh I'm into freaky girls so I'd probably try it on

TANQspray · 2019-11-03T04:57:09+00:00

I don’t like any Tatts on girls personally but since I’ve been bodybuilding since I was 16 I refrain from judging. Even this. I know a guy who’s had this done and he’s a good looking guy anyway, if people want it done so be it, they probably think I was weird too. Anything outside of normal is going to cop it.

Crows_Claw · 2019-11-03T13:18:31+00:00

You are all the scum of the earth. "OH FUCK, A WOMAN MODIFIES HER OWN BODY MUST BE A WHORE." I would say never reproduce but I dont really have to worry about any if you getting anywhere near pussy. lmao

Title	Hilariously Accurate
Author	kaylakatt18
Upvotes	988
Comments	132
Date	November 2, 2019 11:31 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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